Spooky month x READER!!!

Chapter 1 {BRO CHILL OUT

#1•Luver: 'If I had a penny everytime I saw someone slander my favorite character from 'Goodbye Puppy!' I'd have 2 pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?'

Ditto: 'How many times have you said this? Oh yeah, 56 times. START TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSEEEEE'

#1•Luver: 'FINNEEEEEEE, but like you know my interest! They're, 'non-existent!'

Ditto: 'Then go look for something??? Or watch something other than goodbye puppy???

#1•Luver: 'mmMMMMMmmmmMm, I'll take your offer ig... Hold on, I gotta do smth. See you man'

Ditto: 'Seeya bro'

After texting you dear friend ditto you go to the store and buy yourself some milk, something both your parents couldn't do. *'Lactose free or not....oh whatever it doesn't matter'* You take the lactose free milk and go to the registers to buy your damn milk. You leave the milk on the conveyor belt (?)"Will that be all?" The man asks you. "hmm? Oh yeah sorry I didn't plan to bring anything else but milk" you told the guy. The guy just scans the milk and makes you pay double the price??? "Hey!? What's the big idea pal? Making me pay double just for one carton of milk? What're you running here, a bank???"

You complain to the man even though it probably wasn't his fault because you know this store better than anyone, and that this store makes you pay more than need sometimes. "It's not my problem" the guy says in a non chelant voice. "Not your problem? The milk here is 9.99$ already, you expect me to buy it for 20.99$????" You talk back. "Look ma'am/sir, I can let you talk to the manager if you want, just leave me out of this." You groan feeling bad for the guy since again, it ain't his fault.

"Look sir, just let me pay the 10$ and I'll leave without complaining about your terrible machines and terrible service, good? Good" trying to compromise with someone other than your friends is something you never thought you would do. "*Deep sigh* Fine" he takes the 10$ and gives you the milk with a bag. "Thank you Uhm..." "Rick, my name is, Rick" "Ah, thank you Rick" you finally leave thinking how much of a Karen you looked like, but hey! You at least kept your other 10$.

*'I kinda want some candy ..oh hey a candy store! How convenient'* you enter the store to see three kids running away dropping candy on the floor. "Wonder what that was ab-" right as you were about to finish, something hit you head. Oh my! I wonder who it could??? "Oh my god, ma'am/sir I'm so sorry! Please don't sue me, I didn't mean to hit you!" The man said sorry about...12 times in total. "Hey, hey, hey, hey, chill out man! I'll just wash it off no worries!" You reassured the man- oh my God he's actually crying holy shit what have you DONE! "Hey you, stop crying it's nothing really!" He starts wiping his tears away- and now he's venting to you, lord have mercy. "It's just *sniff* I've been having such a bad day today and I'm starting to think the world just hates me, especially with these two 'kids' always bothering me with their 'spooky month'! It's just tiring knowing at some point you'll get fired for giving them free candy. Its just, I think I need a break to myself.."

you pat the guys back not knowing how to deal with this since well, HE'S A COMPLETE STRANGER! "Hey look man, I can't really do anything about the kids but maybe I could help you take a break? Like uh go on a walk in a park or something?" You asked the stranger who you still don't actually trust but like, look at him. HES LITERALLY CRYING INTO YOUR ARMS. "*Sniff* Yeah, I think that would be nice..uh sorry by the way" "Oh yeah no problem it's not like I have to wash this shirt when I go back home yeah it's totally nothing!"(jackass!) "Yeah still sorry about that..look I'll just pay you the next time we meet" while you hate the fact he stained your shirt, you at least feel like it's not his fault since emotions do take over at some bad times.
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Well uh, can I have your name before you pay me anything and I feel like a terrible person?" "huh? Oh yeah sorry. My name's Kevin, you?" "I'm (Name) nice to meet ya" you shake hands and you give him YOUR NUMBER? I believe in love at first sight but giving him your phone numb- oh he just asked for it to tell you when he has the day off. Sorry. You leave the store content with youe newish friend and completely forgetting about your candy. It's whatever you guess..you get home, leave the milk in your fridge, and text your friend.

#1•Luver: 'Hey dude, had to get some milk because I was running out of it

Ditto: 'Wassup man???? Running out of milk? Couldn't be me fr fr'

#1•Luver: 'Oh shut it, least I met two new people'

Ditto: '...They single??'

#1•Luver: 'WHAT!?'

Ditto: 'SHUT UP IM DESPERATE FOR LOVE'

#1•Luver: 'You make me wonder how we're still friends at this point'

End of Chapter 1

Hey yo! Thanks for reading my shitty chapter.
Word count: 938 Including these next words
This is kinds rushed since I'm losing battery but it's like whatever. Kevin is also kinda ooc but like, HES LUST LIKE MEEEEEE.