What a nice day eh? Why don't we order some food for you! You order your food and wait for it to come.
*Ring ring motherfucker*
*'Oh the foods here!'* ya open the door, pay the money and go to the couch and eat your shit. While eating it though, you hear something coming up from your home...what could it be hm? Big roaches ooooOOO- actually that's terrifying...CALL AN EXTERMINATOR! You search up, 'exterminators near me' and see multiple ads. You look at a random one and dial it down.
*Phone beep boop beep*
"Hello! Are you 'Dexter the exterminator'? Oh you are! Is there a possible way for you to come over and kill something at my home? Oh thank you so much! Goodbye sir!" Dumbass should've hanged up the moment he said "I killed rats, cats and the last part of his sentence" Oh boy, wonder how this'll work out...
*Ring ring you loser*
Opening thee door you see Dexter! Your Savior's here to save you! "Thank you for coming over Dexter guy! I'll even pay double of you catch more than intended!" "Oh no need too! I'm just here to help out the community! Ha ha! *Snorts!!!*" You let the man in and asking him if he can go check upstairs....After a couple of minutes (MORE LIKE 20 HOURS!/j) he comes down with a big ass bag full of deal insects and a rat- A RAT? jeez man, you got a nasty ass attic- ahem. "Thank you Dexter! UHM how much will this cost?" "300$! It's nothing really"
..Dayum, you're gonna need an actual job after this day..."Ah I see..." You pay the man the money with a 50$ tip because at least he got rid of the RAT, and also because you didn't have to do it yourself..He leaves the house content with what he caught and the money you payed him! Now, what else should we do today? Hmmm, candy? Candy! No maybe not candy... But what if yes candy? Yes candy it is! You're gonna visit your cry candy friend!(THAT DOESN'T MAKE SINCE!) You get dressed like always but this time wearing a candy shirt! Woah!!! You lock ya doors, fall down your steps(somehow??) And walk over to the candy place. Sometimes you wonder, why the fuck is there a car near you home????
Like he always comes on weekends for no reason??? Maybe you should call the police??? No you definitely should, maybe tomorrow! While walking you find 100 DOLLARS? WHAT THE FUCK??? How does someone lose 100 dollars in a place like this??? You take the money hoping no one saw you take it and enter the store. "Welcome to- Oh, it's you" "Yep, the one and only, RIZZLER!!" ".. is that what people call you?" "No...but my friends do!" "I doubt it" how rude no? "Whatever can I just grab some candy? I'm kinda hungry" "Yeah sure, just don't steal anything because then I'll get fired" you nod and reassure that you're not stealing anything, besides, it's just candy, YOU CAN BUY CANDY ANYWHERE AND STEL IT ANYWHERE! You grab you candies and pay for em.
"Here's a 100$, keep the change, don't actually keep all of it I still want some" "What- WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?" "Found it off the streets, I'm so lucky" you smirk while Kevs just stays silent giving you half the money. "Thanks Kevs!" "Mhm- wait Kevs?" Before he asks why you nicknamed him that you already left to your home content with HALF 100 DOLLAR AYO! Cough, you get home and take yo clothes off and go to your bed taking a nap. Wonder what tomorrow has in store! Maybe a new friend? Or an old one, who knows!
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Spooky month x READER!!!
AléatoireYou, yes you, come here for a sec This is a multiple character x reader, will there be different routes? Maybe Will there be ships? I don't really like ships because they're toxic sometimes, not the ships but the people who ship them but if you guys...
