Kunikidas pov
Dazai and I were on a date today. Lupin went to his grandma and uncles house so he was safe while I took dazai out.
The plan was go to the movies and watch a comedy then dinner at a nice restaurant then the beach to watch the sunset .
As I drive to the theater dazai and my hand we're connected again and dazai was talking about when lupin was a baby.
"He was so tiny and his first words were surprisingly not mom or dad".
"Oh gosh do I want to know what he said".
"It wasn't anything bad".
"What did he say"?
"Well we were at his uncle Chuuyas house and Chuuya was trying to get him to say his name while I was trying to get him to call me daddy but lupin got all mixed up and called him puppy".
"Wtf"
Dazai was giggling next to me while I was just confused.
Dazai saw my confusion and explained.
"When we were teenagers he and I made a bet that if he couldn't beat me he would have to be my dog for life".
"Oh poor guy".
"Nah he deserves it".
"What did you do to that poor man".
"I crashed his car".
"What"?
"It exploded ".
"WHAT"?!
"It went boom boom".
I wanted to face palm so badly but I couldn't with both of my hands occupied.
This man will be the death of me.
"We're you alright "?
"From the explosion yea but when Chuuya got ahold of me haaah not so much".
I brought his hand up to my face and kissed his knuckles.
"I'm just glad your ok now".
"Awww you love meeee".
"I do".
He went quiet so I glanced over at him and his face was bright red making me chuckle.
"Aww are you embarrassed dear".
"Never"! He said huffing.
When we got to the theater I saw all the tickets for the movie we were going to watch were sold out so I got different tickets without knowing what the movie was.
"Um are you sure you want to watch this movie"? Dazai asked looking at the ticket and I nodded. "We'll at your house you didn't have any movies of this genera"?
"It'll be fine".
"Okkkk".
We went to the room and I'll tell you.
It
Was
Not
OkThe movie was a splatter film. Dazai loved it but I was just disturbed.
"And then the guy with the chainsaw was like grrrrr then the girl screamed and he cut her head off, which by the way was so unrealistic. Like seriously that much blood dosent come out of the neck and when a throat is cut open and it certainly doesn't fly everywhere like that".
"Love why do you know all this".
Dazai froze for a second then giggled. "Physics my love. With that amount of blood and the pressure that builds up when the neck is cut is not enough to fly that far across the room".
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FanficKunikida is a teacher of a third grade class and one of his students lead him on a very rough journey