Our hero Naruto walked out of his house, it was a beautiful morning in Konoha, and he wanted everybody to know it. The moon was in the sky, and it was so awesome.
"...Goooood mornin' Konohaaaaaa!!! Ain't it just the prettiest mornin' ever-ttbayo?"
"Naruto, it's 3 AM stop yelling!" Geez, people can be so mean.
" b-b-but I wanted to-" "GO TO SLEEP!"
Naruto eventually went back to sleep, and when he woke up, he realized it was.....NINJA GRADUATION DAAAAAYYY!!!
He could finally show all these posers how he was the supreme ruler of ninja skills!
"Naruto, you're late....again. Care to tell us...why?"
" I was practicing my ninja skills, to become the greatest Hokage since sliced corn!"
".....who's gonna tell him....?"
"Naruto, there was no Hokage named sliced corn..."
"WHAAaaaaaAaaattttt??!!!!!!!"
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"Alright students, take this ninja test, to become ninja."
"Ok sensei...."
Naruto was struggling hard on the ninja test, because it had 'ninja multiplication' on it. Ninja multiplication' was like normal multiplication', but stealthier.
"Alrighty class,time to turn in your ninja tests!"
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"Naruto, you fail!"
"Heck naw!!"
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"Hey kid, steal that unstealable scroll and you can be a ninja!"
"Ok!"
..........wha-
And so, Naruto turned himself into a naked girl to trick the Hokage into letting him take that scroll. And yes, Naruto is 12 or something. Why do twelve year olds always do this kind of thing?
With that, Naruto runs off into the woods, and absorbs the scroll's knowledge into his barely working brain.
"Kid, it's me, your good teacher, why you got the scroll?!"
" I wanna be a ninja!"
"Bad Teacher was lying to you, he's gonna killllll you!!!"
"I'LL KILL BAD TEACHER!"
"Hey Naru-" BOOM!!! A giant fist crashed into the Bad Teacher's face, and killed him instantly. This fist was made of Narutos, by Narutos, and for Narutos.
" The day is saved...by the greatest ninja since sliced corn!"
" .......y'know what, he's earned that..."
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"Alright class, all of you are ninjas, even Naruto!"
The class erupted into cheering and laughter, because they were big official ninja people!!
"Prepare to sacrifice everything for your village. Maybe even your lives!"
There were no cheers for that one.
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The new team 7 waited for their cool new teacher for hours, until he finally showed up...it was......Kakashi Hatake, the famed 'Copy Ninja' of Konogahakure, the elite of the elite.
"You guys are just weird little babies, let's go to the roof."
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" I'm Naruto, I like ramen, and waking up at 3 AM to annoy my neighbors, I don't like my neighbors!"
"......ok....."
" My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I dislike many things and don't particularly like anything, my dream is not a dream, because I will make it a reality...I will.restore my clan, and KILL a certain someone..."
"Certainly a mysterious character..."
" I'm SAKURA and I enjoy spying on Sasuke in his room."
"...wow....I dunno what to say...!"
" Lets go on a fun little mission!"
" Are we gonna save a country?!"
"Later, Naruto m'boy! Lets rescue cats!!"
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And so, they rescued cats, with complaints from everyone involved.....
What will our heroes do next? Will they die, or will they kill some big bads?! Find out next time, on Naruto Ball Z.......!!!
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NARUTO: The Things You Only See In Your Peripheral Vision
HumorNaruto's just a kid who likes to have fun. One day he stumbles upon a mystical prophecy, which isn't important to the plot of this story... Instead, you get to see normal plot events, but kinda stupid.on purpose. Imagine, me, taking your beloved ma...
