The great outdoors ..so pure ..so serene. A place unspoiled by mortal hands, an area of whole purity.....
Until HE came along.....
" But sensei, cats suck!"
"I know, Naruto, but sometimes cats go missing, and they need to be rescued."
Naruto Uzumaki was in a....not so good mood. He finally became a ninja, and......he had to rescue a stupid cat.
Suddenly, after Naruto's complaining, the cat swoops in, kicks his....nards......and runs away.
" IMMA KILL 'IM!"
"Naruto, calm down!" But Kakashi could not physically calm Naruto down, for he was already gone, chasing after the friggin' feline that injured his special area.
Entire acres of trees were displaced from Naruto's fury, and several hours later, the cat was secured, and beaten up by the orange hillbilly.
" Excellent job....Kakashi, why is the cat injured..?" The Hokage was curious, because usually, the cat is unharmed after such a mission.
"Um......he kicked.....Naruto's...uh....nards,sir."
...........
"Hahahahahaha!! What a good one, now please tell me the real reason..."
" It's true, old man! It done kicked mah beans!" Naruto exclaims to the old Hokage man.
"........you are dismissed."
With that, the cat mission is over.....
Now..... onto the real fun!
" I have no eyebrows......get me some."
" Yes sir, Zabuza sir!"
The end!
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