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There was once a magic mirror which would kill you if you lied to it.

One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself, "I think I'm the smartest women ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself, "I think I'm the prettiest women alive!" She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blonde was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself, "I think..." And she dropped dead.

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