DIARY OF A BLONDE:
Jan: Took a new scarf back to the store cause it was to tight.
Feb: Fired from a pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Hellllooo! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March: Got really exited-finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months-box said
(2-4years)
April: Trapped on escalator for hours-power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions-8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets!!!
June: Tried to water ski-couldn't find a lake with a slope
July: Lost breast stroke swimming contest-learn later the other swimmer cheated-they used their arms!
Aug: Got locked out of my car in rain storm-car swamped because soft-top was open.
Sept: The capital of California is 'C'-isn't it???
Oct: Hate smarties-they are so hard to peel.
Nov: Baked turkey 41/2 days-instructions said 1 hour per pound-and I weigh 102!!!!
Dec: Couldn't call 911-duh-there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Whew-What a year!
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Blonde Jokes
HumorFilled with blonde jokes. I don't want to offend the blondes out there I promise. Plus I am a blonde! Please enjoy! Thanks for reading.
