DISCLAIMER: Just so you know, much of this chapter is meant for purposes of SATIRE AND COMDEY. Though this is a genuine part of the book, I KNOW MUCH OF THIS CHAPTER IS CRINGY. I did it on purpose, for SATIRE AND COMDEY. Thank you.
At maybe 10:38 AM, on Sunday morning, Emilio called everybody. Of course, everybody joined the FaceTime as fast as they could. Expect for Sofia, nobody had heard from her since Friday night. Apparently, she wasn't even supposed to go to sleepovers. "Hey!" Everybody greeted as they entered in the call. "I'm sick." Emilio confessed bluntly, not even seconds into the call. "I had to clean up after Friday night, and... apparently, there's something in either Gianna's spit or the feathers inside of the couch pillow that makes me sneeze... "Hahah! Do you think my drool made you sicky?" Gianna asked pointing her camera toward the celling. "Yeah. I kind of think it did." Emilio sighed, "well, I'm really sick." He sniffed, "My temperature is at 101 right now... a low-grade fever," He sneezed, groaning afterwards. "I don't think I can make it to school tomorrow, or maybe the next day too..." Emilio admitted. "but my parents are out of town... I-I just don't know what happened.. also, I puked a couple of times... and my head is POUNDING." Emilio went on and on about his sickness, then all of a sudden, Sofia joined the call. "Hello?" She said, "I'm on my brother's computer.. I can't have my phone for... uh, what was it.. oh yeah, a year and eleven months. Don't know why she didn't do two years. But she'll probably forget and give it back to me next month." Sofia explained. "Yay!! We're glad you're here!!!" Heart gleamed. Gianna stayed silent, camera pointed at the celling. She didn't want Sofia here. "I seriously thought I'd never see you again, PFFT.." Luna said, "Anyways, Emi's sick." She continued. "Yep..." He responded solemnly. "Hey, guys, I'm gonna text you my idea to help Emi..." Heart explained. Suddenly, Sofia started laughing, while saying, "Yes, yes, yes, but I don't know if I'm allowed to..Buuut, I am home alone right now, and I will be for most of the day... I'll try to sneak out," "Yes, okay!" Heart said exclaimed, "Gianna, Luna?" "I'm in! For sure!" Luna chimed. "I'll be there I guess..." Gianna groaned. "So, that settles it! Emilio, stay in bed until we arrive..." Heart said.
So, Emilio just sat and waited in bed for over an hour, bored, and started to wonder if they were actually coming. Right as he was about to go to sleep, Luna and Heart burst through the door. They... they were wearing nurse outfits.
(This is the satire part. THIS IS 100% SATIRE.)
HEART'S OUTFIT
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LUNA'S OUTFIT
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