My Love Spiral

Incorrect Quote Spiral

Welcome to incorrect quotes.
This is something I'll be adding to every so often, whenever I get an idea for a random funny scenario/conversation the characters could be in.
This contains immense spoilers, and I'd advise you to skip this chapter and come back to it once you've finished the whole book. Unless that is, you don't mind spoilers and the characters getting ruined.
Cause, I'm about to ruin your favorite characters.

GIANNA: I'm sick of Emilio getting all the girls! What's so cool about the bassist, anyway?
LUNA: I mean, Emilio is pretty hot~
GIANNA: I A M G A Y
SOFIA: YAS QUEEN DO YOU LIKE BLACKPINK IN MY AREA?
GIANNA: actually, I think I'm straight now..
SOFIA: ICE CREAM CHILLING CHILLING, ICE CREAM CHILLING!~
GIANNA: OH MY GOD IS THAT THE COLLAB WITH TAYLOR SWIFT IM LIKE SUCH A SWIFTY

Emilio: I'm, like, the bassist so all the chicks like me
*a bunch of chickens start barking at Emilio*
Emilio: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Random fan: all guitarists are like so manly~
Heart and Sofia: Are we? We should probably go buy some abs from the store, then...
*Heart and Sofia put on the shirt with abs and start to pose*
Emilio: What's wrong with you guys?! I don't like buff girls!
Heart: I DONT CARE!! GUITARISTS ARE MANLY!!
Sofia: Emiiiiiiii I'll be skinnny for youuu
Gianna: I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER
Luna: shut up

Luna: hello Emi!
Emilio: Hey Lulu!
Sofia: Stop, get some help...
*goes into bathroom and changes into a bikini*
SOFIA: HERES YOUR HELP.

*Everybody drooling over Emilio*
Gianna: I don't need friends, they disappoint me...
*Gianna majestically walks into the distance*

Sofia: HEY EMILIO LOOK OVER HERE I'M DANCING IM PLAYING THE GUITAR JUST LOOK AT ME PLEASE LOOK AT ME IM SO COOL BETTER THEN LUNA AND HEART SAY IM BETTER THEN THEM IM BETTER THEN THEM IM SUPER COOL LIKE I CAN ICE SKATE AND I LIKE FOOD AND ANIME PLEASE LOVE ME LETS BALLROOM DANCE TOGETHER AND JUST HOLD ME CLOSE AND FORGET ABOUT LUNA PLEASE
Luna: Stop, get some help..
Sofia: HEY THATS MY LINE!!
*sofia and Luna fighting*
Gianna: YOU NEED SOME MILK
*Heart in a reality TV-show interview: I'm just.. *crying* so tired of everybody fighting over Emilio likes he's not that hot.. *crying* just stop itt

Evan: I like Luna
Emilio: I like Luna, Heart, and Sofia
Evan: Cool dude, go for Sofia
Emilio: Nvm ima kiss Luna
Evan: I'm gay for winter now
Emilio: She's a girl broooo
Evan: Yeah I'm gay and I like winter
Sofia: my brain is exploding

*Sofia and Heart crying over Emilio, and Evan crying over Luna*
Winter: I'm so shy~ I'm so shy~ I'm not shy I'll say it I've been picturing you naked
*Gianna passes out*

Sofia: Heyyy Emilio, please marry me heyyy Emilio please marry me
Luna: Stop, get some help...
Sofia: THATS MY LINE!! *kills Luna*
*Gianna walks in on them*
Gianna: Oh no, our table, it's broken

Waka waka
Emilio: Aye, aye...
Waka waka
Gianna: IM GAY
Sofia: I have crippling depression!
Waka waka
*Heart while crying: AYE AYE...
Evan: IM GAY!!!!!!
Luna: What a lovely day~

*Luna when Emilio finally starts to love her*
"Am I.... Better then everyone?"

Sofia: Thanks for inviting me girls, this party is super fun
*gianna laughing*
Gianna: nice outfit
Sofia: Aww, I like your outfit too, expect when I dress up as a frigid
Heart comes in to censor: B R A T Z
Sofia: I try not to look so constipated...

Basically, the entire plot of my love spiral is...
Sofia: I LIKE THE LOSER KID WHO LIKES ANIME NAMED EMILIO
Gianna: I'm gay and have a very short and quiet girlfriend
Winter: that's me
Luna: I have emotional baggage
Heart: I'm.... Here.
Emilio: Yo even though I'm in love with Luna and kinda Heart let's date Sofia
Sofia: yes
Evan: oh hi I'm new to the band my name's Evan and I'm definitely not gay like super straight bro
Emilio: k let's be Besties man
*Emilio simping for Luna for like five chapters*
Sofia: I'm sorry but dude you need to get your feelings worked out bye
*Emilio simping for Heart for like three chapters*
*Heart friend-zones him on New Years Eve*
Emilio: oh hey Luna I love you lol
Luna: same lol anyways we can't date cause Sofia is gonna hate me
*emilio cries*
*winter and Gianna being a power couple*
*the emo rival band wins a competition against us*
*DEPRESSION*
Emilio: hey let's make out Luna
Luna: ok
*evan simping for Luna trying to convince us he's straight*
*Sofia still simping for Emilio knowing that he will never love her cause he's in love with luna*
*Evan and Sofia cope with each other*
Winter and Gianna: POWER COUPLE
Heart: I'm a slay guitarist
Luna and Emilio: guys we actually are together now...
Sofia and Evan: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
everybody expect Luna and Emilio: GET THEM OUTTA HERE
luna and emilio disappear with each other*
*the band realizing they need their bassist and drummer*
*sofia finally getting over Emilio and convinces everybody that Luna and Emilio are in the right*
*they come back*
evan: I found a boyfriend
heart: I knew you were gay
evan: teehee
Winter: btw guys you are gonna graduate and go to college without be cause I'm a junior but let's have the best first day of summer break and I'll still slay with the best outfit at your guy's graduation
gianna: MY GIRLFRIEND IS DYING
*wholesome moment at water park, all lying in the sand.*
emilio: love you lulu
luna: love you emi~
heart: IM A GIRLBOSS INDEPENDENT WOMEN
sofia: I fell in love with the popular dude
Bradley: yes
evan: i got a boyfriend and me and luna and heart are Besties uwu
Gianna and winter: POWER COUPLE
*book ends and everybody cries and claps*

What your favorite ✨LOVE SPIRAL SHIP✨ says about you...

WINTER X GIANNA:
You're choosing the safest option. May be a little bit overrated, but it's still a good one!

EVAN X EMILIO
Are you choosing this one because it's good, or are you just really gay

GIANNA X HEART
ALRIGHT. WE GET IT. YOU LIKE THIS ONE!!!

EMILIO X SOFIA
This may not be everyone's favorite, but it's your's, and you're totally chill about it

EMILIO X HEART
You're into the classics

GIANNA X LUNA
You're weird.

SOFIA X HEART
You're REALLY weird.

WINTER X  EVAN
Your social security number is 2!

LUNA X HEART
You are one pretentious hipster....

SOFIA X
Oh, you're cool, I like you

LUNA X SOFIA
Officer, its this one, right here.

EMILIO X GIANNA
This one's just a phase, you'll grow out of it when you grow up

EVAN X SOFIA
YOU WILL NEVER GROW UP.

EMILIO X WINTER
Ohh, you chose this one to be different, how clever.

HEART X WINTER
If you chose this one, you are a liar. This is no one's favorite.

LUNA X EMILIO
If you chose this one, you are correct. This is the best one.