Justice: Did it hurt when you fell-
Indigo: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Justice: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Indigo: ...
Justice: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Odyssey, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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Omega: I've never did drugs. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no drugs in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Odyssey: *cracking knuckles* Who baked the brownie? Look, I just wanna talk.
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Winger: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Justice: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Forte: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Omega: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?
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Winger & Beta: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Winger: We need an adult!
Beta: Winger, you are an adult!
Winger: We need an adultier adult! Get Justice!
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Forte: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Odyssey: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100 on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.
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Petri: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Cinnabar: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Indigo: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Justice: But don't you hate yourself.
Indigo: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Petri: *Gasp*
Beta: wHAT??
Petri: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Beta: *inhales*
Sunset, in another room with Omega: Why can I hear screeching?
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Beta: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Forte: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Forte: Would you like me to tutor you?
Petri: That was smooth.
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Cinnabar: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Cinnabar: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Odyssey: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Odyssey: I will not yield.
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