Petri: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Clasher: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Cinnabar: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Clasher: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
Omega, Odyssey, Indigo, and Justice: *phrase not found in dictionary*
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Odyssey: Who's in charge here?
Omega, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Justice: You're a loose cannon, Indigo.
Indigo: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Cinnabar: I think you play by your own rules.
Sunset: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Justice: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Indigo: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Forte is a loose cannon.
Forte: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Indigo!
Sunset: I'd say Forte's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Cinnabar: Now I'm just confused. Is Indigo a loose cannon or not?
Justice: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Indigo: *groans*
Forte: Aw, man.
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Omega: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
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Clasher, trying to comfort Petri: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Justice: You know I think my life might have value.
Clasher: Who are you and what have you done with Justice?!
Odyssey: Impostor!
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Winger: What would Beta think?
Forte: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?
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Justice: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
Epsilon & Indigo: Been there, done that. No.
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Justice: I CAN'T DO IT!
Omega, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Justice: I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!
Clasher: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Justice: ...
Justice: I appreciate it,
Justice: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Indigo: Justice-
Justice: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Indigo: Justice we gotta-
Justice: YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Justice: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Justice, motioning to Cinnabar: NOT THIS. NEVER THIS.
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Odyssey, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Odyssey, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Odyssey: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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*In a group chat*
Odyssey: A pegan just flew into my window.
Cinnabar: Pegan?
Forte: A what?
Omega: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
Beta: I thought you said penguin for a second!
Omega: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
Beta: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
Odyssey: I literally just made a typo-
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Petri: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Omega: I've connected the two dots.
Winger: You didn't connect anything.
Omega: I've connected them. It may not work, but I connected them.
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Forte: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Beta: Put spaghetti in it.
Forte: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Odyssey: Put spaghetti in it.
Forte: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Omega: Put spaghetti in it.
Forte: *throws the notebooks away in disgust* I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Justice: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Sunset's birthday invitations.
Indigo: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Justice: "Sunset's birthday".
Indigo: So, what do they say instead?
Justice: "Sunset's bi".
Indigo: ...
Indigo: Works out either way.
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