~SPN one shots~

Your not Sam (Sam? X Reader)

You were at a bar waiting for Sam and Dean. they were already an hour late, what was taking them so long. you hear the bar door open and turn your head. Sam walked in as if he was doing the conga line, but bye himself.

You walk over to him and he stops, looking nervous as if he did something bad. "what the hell Sam?! Your an hour late! Wait, where's Dean?"

"Uh Dean is- will be here soon." Sam says with a lot of voice cracks. "whatever come on." I grab his hand and lead him to the bar. he sits on a stool, blushing?!

"Okay how many drinks have you had? 6? 8?" I say pinching the bridge of my nose. when I open my eyes he is staring down. AT MY BREASTS WHAT THE HELL!!

I slap him and he looks up. "Um right I have had a couple glasses of orange juice." I look at him with questioning eyes. " uh I mean vodka. I'm super drunk." yeah okay whatever, time to test him.

"So, you wanna go have sex?" I ask he looks at me trying to be sexy." I would love to have the sex with you" I grab his ear and start pulling him out of the bar. "ow ow ow ow ow ow... OW!" He yells all the way out.

I push him against a tree, even though I still have to directly look up. "okay who are you!? Where's Sam!!" I yell. "please please don't yell at me! I just wanted to know what it was like to be a grown up." he says looking down at me. "how- how old are you?" I say loosing my grip on his shirt.

"14" he says looking very ashamed. I nod my head. "now your gonna tell me where Sam AND Dean are or else... or else I'm telling your parents!" He looks at me with a Oh Shit expression.
"Okay!! Just don't tell my mom."

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I walk out of the basement with the real Sam and Dean. "I think we scared the kid shitless." I say pulling them out bye their ears. "YA know you don't have to do this to us!" Dean yells at me. "I know, but it's fun!!"