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Blocky x woody (smut)

asked by RankerNeon ! Thanks for the suggestion!

Human Blocky's pov:

Friday night. Playing basketball with the boys. It was a bro's night. And the best part, my annoying girlfriend wasn't there. I had plans to break up with her, since she manipulated me into this relationship in the first place. Shooting hoops made me feel less anxious. I swerved to the left and then to the right, passing the ball to eraser before pen could get it. "Sorry pen!" Eraser called to his boyfriend before shooting the basketball into the hoop, his short pink hair flying up. "Dang it! Woody's still on his 4th water break for god's sake and I'm all alone on this team!" Pen complained, sitting on the bench. "Yeah, where is woody?" I thought. He has gone for a lot of water. "He's probably fine, let's play another round!" Eraser said, throwing me the ball. I laughed, "ok, ok. One more round and then we can ask questions." I said. Pen got up and charged at me. He seemed to copy my exact movements this time.

He smacked the ball out of my hands and bounced it behind me. I whipped around to see him about to throw it into the hoop. I ran at full speed and stole the ball, bouncing it around. I bounced it between my legs and then threw it to eraser, who threw it into the hoop. But it missed. Pen caught it and threw again, this time the ball rolled on the ring. We were all dying of anticipation, the ball seeming to roll on forever. Until it fell in. "That was anticlimactic." Pen sighed, grabbing the ball. "Huh, woody still isn't back" eraser noted. "I'll go look." I said, putting my dark red hair up in a ponytail as it was starting to grow out again.

I sprinted quickly around the basketball court to the bathrooms, past the lady's room and to the men's room. I knew woody always took water breaks in there because he could wash his face as well. "Woody?! You in here?" I shouted, trying to find him. I heard nothing. I closed the bathroom door without checking the stalls and then checked outside the bathroom. Maybe he was smoking? Idk, he never was into smoking and shit. I checked by the Apple tree he usually grabbed a snack from, nothing. I even checked his car, but nothing. His car was pretty nice though. Kinda jealous. I ran back to the basketball court to see pen and eraser casually holding hands and kissing. Yuck, they should've gotten a room. "Stop making out, I can't find woody!" I yelled. They paused their make out session, then turned to me and nodded. They searched the other area of the park. I was going to search the other area that was near towards the bathroom.

As I walked by the bathroom, I heard a noise in it. I paused myself and rewinded to the bathroom door. It sounded like a muffled voice. Woody?! As soon as I busted the door open, I heard a faint gasp and then, silence. "Woody, is that you?" I asked, shutting the door behind me. I cautiously walked to the first stall and knocked. No answer. I pulled myself up and looked above the stall, nobody was there. I peered to the stall next to me, nobody there too. That only left the big bathroom stall. I hopped down and knocked on the door. I heard a gasp. I grasped my pocket which had a lock pick in it and got to work. I carefully locked the pick and then heard the click. I opened the door to see woody crawled up in the floor, half naked with his backpack on the ground. "U-uh, woody are you ok?" I asked, closing and locking picking the door behind me again. Even though he did usually said gibberish in the past, he overcame that and could speak English better now, with medication and speech classes of course.

"I-I uh.." he trailed off, covering his naked part. I sat down next to him, trying to figure out what was wrong, but half of me was drawn to him being naked. I don't know why but I felt warm in that moment. "You can tell me bro. That's what bro's are for." I said, fist pumping his fist that was on his knee. "O-ok, well, I'm in h-heat. It started right before my first water break. I had to try to take the small medication I brought, since I didn't know I'd even get my heat cycle." He explained, "god this is so embarrassing." He said, covering his eyes. At this point I could see his tentacle (yes they have tentacles ok 😡 ) and I could feel myself blush and heat up. "Does...does it hurt?" I asked, holding his hand. He started to tear up and nodded, laying his head on my shoulder. "Well, if you're up for it, maybe..I can help?" I offered. I knew it was a dumb idea and that we were just bros but maybe, breaking up with my girlfriend could make us be more. And I kinda wanted that. Woody took his head off and stared at me. I stared back. "Really? You'd...you'd wanna help me?" He asked, hope returning to his eyes.