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comedygold (smut)

REQUEST AND PLOT BY COSMO (it didn't let me @ them)
(humanized)

cheesy's POV (NOT CHEST GODDAMN IT):

I finished writing in my notebook about a few jokes I had in mind. My eyes scanned them. No..no that's not funny..that's offensive..UGH!

I slammed my notebook on the bed and crossed my arms. Why couldn't I find any jokes??

I was stressed. I had zero ideas for jokes, and my show was in just 2 days! Only 48 hours to come up with jokes for a show millions of people would be watching!!

I ruffled my hand through my pastel yellow hair in frustration, sighing as I wrote down a few more. I didn't know if they were funny or not! What if I lost my spark? I worried, and I tried to calm myself down.

I heard a knock on the door.

"*sigh* come in." I said as I kept my eyes on the notebook, scribbling down more jokes. I suddenly felt a pair of arms wrap around me.

I smiled softly "you could have texted me saying you were coming over, trophy." My mood instantly brightened when I heard his deep laugh.

"I like to surprise you. Anyway, what's wrong?" Trophy asked. I felt myself stiffen. "I just-uh..I-" I said, covering my face and handing him the notebook. "Are these jokes good?" I muffled.

"Cheesy, they're fine. They're just jokes." Trophy shrugged. I turned around.

"Really? You..you don't think they're dumb or bad?" I asked. "Cheesy, you're the most funny person I know, and slightly annoying, but I truly love your jokes." Trophy said, holding my face in his hands. I felt my heartbeat increase.

I put my hands on top of his. "Thanks troph, I guess I just needed some encouragement." I giggled. "You get a trophy for making me happy." I joked, slapping my knee for a second before leaning in and gently smooching him.

I don't pull away after smooching him, and just keep holding the kiss. I felt his soft lips against mine, and it just made the stress disappear.

Finally, I pulled back. But trophy pulled me close again and kissed me once more.

"cheesy.." troph said between kisses. I was confused, but kissed back. That's when I felt a bulge. I pulled back again.

"Trophy..are you..turned on right now?" I giggled, looking down. Trophy blushed heavily on his tan skin, and ruffled his hand through his golden hair.

"I- WELL-" he giggled nervously before looking back at me. His eyes sharpened and he pulled me close.

"please can I fuck you?" He asked me in my ear. I felt my underwear dampen at the bold request.

"Not here..my roommate is right across the room.." I said, pointing to Paintbrush who was napping.

Suddenly, I felt hands on me, and I was picked up in trophy's strong arms.

"What about my room? Tissues isn't here.." trophy whispered in my ear, causing a sweet moan to escape me as he carried me.

He carried me out of the hotel room, and I held onto him, sighing softly. "Please do.." I whispered into his ear.

Trophy smirked and speed-walked. He kicked the door opened, and slammed it close before throwing me onto his comfy bed. I saw him licking his lips, before jumping on top of me. I laughed softly, and the laughs translated to moans as he started to bite my neck.

"A-ahh..~ be- hah!~ gentle.." I softly moaned. I felt him go soft on my neck, but it was still quite rough. I felt my legs clench together as my hands clutched his hair and got tangled in it.

I felt many hickey's developing onto my neck, and it felt so good. My hands shook softly as his teeth went lower, and his hands took off my shirt, revealing my black binder. He gently kissed my collarbone and the top of the Binder before kissing my bellybutton and hips.

His teeth sank into my side, causing me to kick my legs as a reflex. Trophy pinned my legs down and ripped off my shorts, and my underwear, to reveal my sex. He spread my legs like butter, and gently kissed it.

I wrapped my legs around his head, keeping him there. Suddenly, his hand went to my face and caressed my cheek lovingly..before stuffing his fingers into my mouth.

"be quiet, slut." Trophy muttered into my dripping part before licking the inner folds. I forced myself to suck his fingers to try and keep myself from crying out.

Soon, his fingernail traced my entrance, and his tongue moved from there to my clit. He gently sucked on it, giving it extra attention whilst he slipped a finger inside of me.

I bit down on his fingers in my mouth in pleasure, and he took that as a symbol to go faster.

"Mmm..~" I moaned. He shoved another finger inside of me, my libido increasing by the sexond. I threw my head back. Suddenly, I felt more pressure in me, and I felt his entire fist in me. I couldn't contain myself, and I cried out.

"Trophy!~" I groaned, my hips grinding against him. His tongue continued to lick me off, and with his fist in me, I felt myself reaching climax. It was hard to endure, until finally I came all over his fist and lips.

I laid down to get a breather, until I heard a zipper unzipping. I flushed red and saw Trophy without any pants, boxers, or shirt. Just him..and his massive co-

I suddenly felt him circling his member on my entrance hole, causing more wetness on my behalf.

"fuck..please.." I softly groaned. He put his hands on my shoulders, and began stuffing himself into my slippery and stretched hole. He went in slowly, inch by inch..

I was engulfed by warmth, and I felt tension in me. I was having trouble embracing his 10 inch dick, with 7.5 inside of me. I felt his hand gently pat my stomach, tickling me and causing a laugh from me, releasing some of the tension.

I felt the piercing, 2 little studs in the middle of his dick. It was small, but very noticeable. I gently pat his hand, signaling I was ready. He slowly started to thrust, careful not to tear me or hurt me.

I couldn't close my big mouth, whimpers and loud moans spilling out against Trophy's fingers in my mouth.

"more..h-hAh!~ m-more! F-faster.." I pleaded softly, and I felt trophy speed up. The hotel bed rocked underneath us, and grinded my hips against his member to get more friction.

He continued to pound into me, and my hands grasped onto his, digging my fingernails into his tanned skin.

I felt every bit of him inside of me, scraping against my walls. I felt myself slipping out of reality, becoming so stimulated to the point of drool in the corner of my mouth.

I desperately wrapped my legs around his waist, trying to hold onto him for dear life.

"gonna..cum..in or out?" Trophy panted.

"Uh, uh..I-In! In please.." I cried out again, knowing he wore protection and I was on birth control.

Suddenly, I felt more full than ever. I was being stuffed up. And then, I felt myself fall off the edge, and cum too.

I looked down at Trophy pulling out, and saw our juices mixed like a smoothie. I reached down and scooped some with my fingers, cleaning them with my tongue as I enjoyed the taste.

Trophy laughed, "still stressed?" He asked, laying next to me as I buried my head into his neck. "feeling better." I yawned. His hands pulled the blanket over us, and I wrapped myself around him, falling asleep slowly.

I got lazy on this one, but thanks for the plot dude! 1321 words!! -temp