grug: battle for town of salem (rehydrated)

prologue

grug beast stands in front of his awesome video camera that cost 900000000000 dollars. he has a beard but it is a small beard, its very small. he is whiter than literal snow and he is wearing a shirt branded with the new hit roadblox game, coalgate toothpaste five nights.

"hello my chat viewership! i am grug beast of the beast grugging channel. today my family will be playing cephalopod activity, the hit tv show where people play children game and die, in REAL life! yes it is my family but also i have my friends gradmna here too my frend is sour and he is awesome and volunteers his grandma here ok lets start the awesome show whoever wins gets a popcorn sucker that takes like disease"

the first game grug beast put his family through was hop scotch but also red light green light at the same time. in the background grug beast played hit music song dont let me down by the bugs and it was definitely free of copyright so it is ok. senor pobeast was grug beast evil twin brother and he was winning ahead of them all. but suddenly sours grandma took the lead and ran fast really fast and won the challenge but pobeast was second in the hopscotch red green light race. beast's uncle brayden was third place

"ok campers, i heard grandma beat all of you. not cool dude" say grug beast, shaking his head in shame. all of a sudden, grandma's eyes turned hyperrealistic red and she became really tall and scary. 

"grug beast," she said, looking evil and spooky, "you are a bad bad man. you had that gun shoot yoru family and that is so so bad. i am sending you to the hit indie video game by blankmediagames called town of salem where you shall suffer for be evil. goot bye."

grug beast screamed as he fell all the way into town of salem, but little did he know he would fall in love there.