Dnf oneshots :]

Introduction

Heyyyy horny bitches.
I'm Lai or Tie_Lady. I'm making this book for fun and to get better at writing. If Dream or George feel uncomfortable with shipping I'll delete this as soon as I hear about it. If you know about it pls tell me. If you know me you don't. I'm not great at writing and I'm also not from England or USA so it may not be the best.

I'm aromantic so there won't be any lovey dovey stuff.
My pronouns are She/They/He/It/Lai/Xe.
You just call me what you want.

I take requests, (pls give me some🙏)
I'm not great at coming up with stuff so it's probably either a request or a weird idea I have come up with.

If I don't update I'm probably back after about a week if not more.

For background info I have anxiety, I'm a Pisces, I'm a Ashnikko, Httyd, Heartstopper and ofc Dsmp fan,

If ur making a request pls avoid stuff such as;

Piss kink
Student and teacher (it's cool but I don't feel comfortable writing it myself)
Age gap
Bottom/sub Dream (it's cool but I'm not writing it)
Caught having sex
Angst is okay if it's only at the start but don't write a whole book of angst without any smut in it,
Straight version of dnf

If you are uncomfortable with smut don't read this. If you are uncomfortable with the words such as dick and pussy then also don't read this.

If anything is written wrong or could be written better pls tell me and I will change it.

To set some boundaries im gonna say some things I don't want on my book:

Hating or sending death threats to me or others,
No hating on the dsmp fandom.
No homophobia
No kms jokes
Ohio jokes are okay but don't cause this is a serious book😏
Nothing about other ships
Nothing sad or anything
Nothing about Techno or his passing (Rest in peace king, you won't be forgotten ever, you are thought of always and have a special place in all our hearts, Fuck cancer)
Also nothing about any other dsmp member
Nothing about other stories
No talking shit
I'm still a minor so nothing sexual will come my way or anyone else's
No cumming  in the comments

Good luck with reading my book, I hope you all have a great day. I hope you get what you need by reading this *wink wink* if you get what I mean😏.

Remember to eat, sleep, drink and to take ur meds if u need them. You are loved❤️.
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