Deadpool Has an Assignment in Seoul
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    Deadpool Has an Assignment in Seoul

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    This might be the most unDeadpool story you've ever read, but my therapist said for I should just write for fun and this was an idea I couldn't get out of my head. It's a short script. It has nothing to do with the movies other than Vanessa is dead...

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    Act 1

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    EXT. LOTTE TOWER - NIGHT 
    The Lotte Tower stands out in the Seoul skyline. The mall attached to it is decorated for Christmas. 
    INT. LOTTE HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
    The Boys II Men Christmas album blasts from the TV. Scrunched up tissues are all over the floor. 
    WADE WILSON/DEADPOOL lays on the floor staring at a miniature Christmas tree with lights. His face is red and he wears Christmas pajamas. He blows his nose as he sings along out of tune. 
    WADE
    (singing)
                                        ...Christmas is the time to share with the one you love so good...
    KNOCK KNOCK. Wade jumps up. He grabs a duffel bag and pulls out his Deadpool mask. He puts it on.
    INT. LOTTE HOTEL HALLWAY - NIGHT 
    Deadpool opens his hotel room door. A rather large MAN stands outside of it. This is SEO-WOON. He is very still and calm. Deadpool jumps up and down.
    DEADPOOL
    Is it time Seo-woon, is it time is it time is it time?
    Seo-woon nods.
    DEADPOOL
    Yippppeeeee!
    Deadpool runs out of his room and down the hall. Seo-woon pokes his head into the room. He looks around at the mess it is. He shakes his head
    Deadpool comes zooming back to Seo-woon.
    DEADPOOL
    Seo-woon, tick tock! We gotta move.
    SEO-WOON
    (in Korean)
    Do you have a coat?
    Wade stops and smiles at Seo-woon. 
    DEADPOOL
    ...bwa?
    Deadpool smiles under his mask.  
    Seo-woon mimes putting on a coat. 
    DEADPOOL
    Oh I wont need that tonight Seo-woon, I got the warmth inside me!
    Deadpool takes off. Seo-woon moves steadily down the hall following him. Deadpool runs back and circles him. Manic. It's a bit unnerving. 
    INT. UNDERGROUND SUBWAY RAIL - NIGHT 
    Deadpool, now in full suit, runs ahead of Seo-woon as they walk down the track. The lights are dim and sparse along the wall, but you can still see the breath coming out of both their mouths. 
    The track splits up ahead. Deadpool runs to the left out of sight. 
    Seo-woon walks steadily ahead. Then Deadpool runs back into sight and to the right, back out of sight, like a Scooby-doo character. 
    He runs back into sight and stops, looking at Seo-woon.
    DEADPOOL
    Which way again, my chin-gu?
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