serirei omegaverse yaoi (no lie)

prologue

reigen is a 18 yr old college student who is also,for some reason living in los angeles (thank god i dotn live in los angeles! ) hr goes to a univerrrrrrrrrrrrsety???? college ??? man i dont know the difference oops oh man oopsie ! who somehow, also is still friends with a fuckinb 4th grader named mob (hes so sugoi man!!) like what the fuck pack it up reigen smol bean why r u frienfds with a 10 year old also did you know thoughout the story, its mob whos giving reigen advice? ronance advice from a 10 yr old hell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean reigen does throw in some motivational quotes too theres that

spirits still exist in this world guys i literally have no fucking script to go with the story im fucking writing this running on 4 hours of sleep ( did you know i wake up at 4 am) IDK LOLLL SORRYYYYYY anyways ekubo dimple imma call him ekubo still borrows ghat guys body man he cant fucking catch a break can he

as i was saying, the um YOUNG aDULS/?????? (ekubo, reigen, serizawa, bg characters idk? will i lose to my instincts and add shinji ikari into this story? oh man i cant contain myself any longer.. what if i made one of the teachers walter white...oh man...) all share a class, reigen is the SaSSY! aMaDING ! aLLURING! entp. ya. ent. and ekubo is his bestfriend who keeps like i mean i dont know how to put it. ekubo is ekubo ok? from ehat ive observed i pretty much write everyone like ekubo i feel like i'd have none problems in writing him like he is.

and wawa. (like petname for serizawa im ognna use this sometimes in the story cus my z key is broken, im deadass writing from 2 keyboards. help me) oh my god the star of the fucking show! is the hot, lonely, pathetic, sopping wet (from his own alpha slick from his magnum dong, ofcourse. ) emo, BIG BREASTED beauty, who everyone has a crush oon, hes in reigens class,, hes new. he needs help someone show him around (move. i am gonna show him around grr)

also theyre furries now in this fic i think it would be pretty funny i just remebered how i GIGGLED while reading those corny furry manhwas (like castlehate lmfao idk i think its a manga in the end though i ) they also will now, unironically use random ass japanese words in this fic. i have a nyan neko sugar girls tumor who is telling me to write this .

and now the story of our pathetic lonely omega (drop yalls suggestions in the comments what do their pheromones smell like ) begins. in the end imma show u guys the designs yall should keep in mind while reading this fic. made in fucking picrew. ya. picrew.

keep in mind idrk how any of them act (besides maybe ekubo and mob) so pls do not yell at me!! ....... this is WHO you could be yelling on the internet! look into my eyes! r u happy to make me cry! you emotionless, heartless swines!

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reigen is sitting at his(moms) house, it is currently 5 pm and his whole fucking family barges into his fucking room man ! right when he was playing roblox hello kitty tycoon! they glare at him, reigen thnks '' no way are they gonna kick me out?! oh man golly oh god, what the hell do i do.... ill just play dumb, surely, surely that will work! im so fucking smart!''. but... before he can open his mouth.... the 3 of his family members say in sync...

'' GO TO COLLEGE RN! NEOWW! THIS INSTANT! YOURE GOING IN 2 DAYS !!! YOUVE TOLD US!!!!''

reigen nearly jumps bc this was fucking loud as hell boy and his face goes pale for a moment, unsure of what to say. he begins shaking because he fucking lied to his family hes not actually going to a college in 2 days. reigen you silly human! letting out a shaky breath, he finally opens up his mouth and mumbles something in the lines of '' ya ill go.... '' then raising his voice to normal pitch again as he finally calms down, thinking his lie would work and his family would believe him (do yall think he would have voice cracks btw) ''in 3 weeks! ill go in 3 weeks, absolutely!!! just give me more time ma and pa, cmon guys!!! believe in me!!!'' reigen says, praying to god this excuse of his will work, BUT OH WELL GIRL IT DIDNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'' thats what youve told us last time, reigen, you cannot keep lying about this. this is just simply unacceptable!!! '' his mother says, about to honestly cru i'd cry too '' you dont even have a job! you cant live here forever!! '' his sister joins in '' ya u dont even pay rent boy get ur life together'' as reigen stares in disbelief at the two of them, his family is kicking him out the house, and also his leg is getting 3rd degree burns because some SILLY BILLY (reigen) forgot to turn off their pc and it is now heating up. cmon reigen use ur brain stupid dumdum! put it in the freezer!!

his father joins the conversation about how utterly goofy their son is, (i dont know what a healthy normal family is sorry not sorry ) he only says the words '' ur sister already has a job and is now getting th millions. '' and then leaves the room. REIGEN IS IN DISBELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first, he got scared for nothing bc he thoughgt his family found something very embarassing of his, then he got a burn on his leg, THEN HIS FaTHER COMPaRED HIS SISTER!! TO HIM. he is about to cry. ! (put dramatic music over this part) reigen turns, about to actually cry his eyes out, he mumbles out '' okfineimgoingtopackmythingsthen. '' and closes the door, where his family cant see him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! byebye bithc!!! he packs his most important things, idk what would reigen take with himself for college WITH DORMS man thats a fucking hotel at this point! to make it even more dramatic, trying to make his family feel bad, he takes out his matress out??the bed??? and throws it out his window. in which it lands on his moms garden. reigen looks down at the crime scene, realising he just ruined his moms freshy planted flowers she tried so hard to grow, and absolutely devastated and even petrified thinks '' ya i rlly should get going rn at this point imma get killed for this '' he then passes out on the floor.

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next morning, unsure of how did he even get on the floor, he rubs his sleepy eyes and realises his mistake of throwing out his matress man whatt the fuck. hoping, praying to god even (catholic reigen? ) his mother dearest did not see what he did to her garden last night, he quickly slips on his grey plain shirt, black cargo pants, which i do not know how they look, because i dont fucking know anything iin fashion, he takes his suitcase and finding out apparently all the family members of his were still asleep he waddles out of his room, leaving nothing behind him (okay well maybe did he leave one of his shirts in the washing machine!?!?!?!?! we will never know now............) and as he walks out the door,aboit to go to the bus station, he gives one last glance at his home and remembers nvm he doesnt remember anything hes fucking half asleep

my leg is so itchy, timeskip lets say tomorrow is finally his 1st day at college, with that , as he approaches the college dorms, he sees HIS FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL BESTIE MOOTIE PaTOOTY EKUBO???? (they were twitter mutuals ). ekubo sees him aswell and approaches him, reigen hopes that maybe maybe this fucking year ekubo will gain some fucking braincells but literally the first thing reigen hears dinpleaekubosaying is '' yo did your parents finally kick u out. '' and then he proceeds to giggle. giggle like a fucking schoolgirl who just finished her vaping session in the school toilets. reigen is so mad grrr but then he says ya.....looking as emo as possible. just by the sight of his emo ass ekubo breaks into laughter and emo reigen runs away he also has the keys to his dorm now ig

reigen finds out he doesnt have a roomate, eh oh el maybe he can finally walk around the house butt ass naked with no care in the world, atleast in my opinion thats what i woulddo if i had no roomates idk lmaooo???? he then goes to sleep. reigen you lazy human. tomorrow is his 1st college day guys idk! pray for him or something . he snoozes off!

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the desgins i have in my head r in my head no way im not sharing them just like imagine gen z furry reigen,ekubo, and seri. for the record i am not gonna twist mobs image here in any way HES JUST a 10 YR OLD HERE LEaVE HIM aLONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

overall, my timbers? shivered. this is scary h/ also, my computer nearly exploded. man i really need to clean my ram. i just almost died, also my phone is overheating i might need to put it in the freezer as my dear friend, ruru suggests

SPEaK @illumii_i !!!!!

see you guys soon, i dont know the exact date, tomorrow? who knows....