height fight

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Up in the house we got both

Tavier

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Wenclair

Super short.

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Everyone measures their height. Everyone wants to be the tallest.

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Tyler goes to Never more, cuz he's a Hyde and they decided to let Hyde's attend

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I got all the heights off Google.

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Xavier, Tyler, Enid and Wednesday were all in Enid & Wednesdays dorm, having a sleepover, they were all filling out their sports forms and it needed their approximate height, none of them knew what their approximate height was.

"I think I am possibly 9 feet?" Wednesday says.

"Uh. I don't think so bestie." Enid said

"Hey! maybe we can measure our heights!" Tyler suggested, 

"Oh! great idea! I'll draw a tape measurer." Xavier agreed, quickly sketching out a tape measurer and making it come to life.

"Who's going first?" Wednesday openly asked, 

"Uhhh, I'll go!" Enid cheered, 

"Alright stand up straight against the wall." Xavier told her, as she stood straight up against the wall.

"Alright...Enid Sinclair is 5'3!" Xavier revealed

"Nice!" Enid exclaimed, earning a look from Wednesday.

"Bet I'll be taller." She mumbled, already up against the wall.

"Not gonna lie, Wednesday gives off 6'4 vibes but is like shorter than me!" Enid spoke, earning yet another glare from Wednesday.

"Alright! THE Wednesday Addams is...5'1!" Xavier said.

"What! I refuse to believe I am shorter than this ball of sunshine." Wednesday sourly protested.

"Well! You are! So yeah! But if you eat red meat than-" enid got cut off

"I don't care. Continue." Wednesday demanded, as Xavier gestured for Tyler to come over.

Tyler put his back of the wall and stood straight. Xavier looked down at him and playfully grinned, as Tyler was forced to look up to roll his eyes. Tyler suddenly grew a few inches, Xavier looked at his feet and sure enough, he was on his toes.

"Ty. Don't be ashamed of your height, your at least taller than the girls!" Xavier comforted Tyler as he got back down the his normal height.

"Yeah Tyler, no need to Hyde." Enid joked, laughing manically.

"Alrighty! Tyler Galpin is...5'11!" Xavier announced, Tyler signing annoyedly, taking the tape so he could measure Xavier

"Xavier. You're...6'2. And the tallest." He painfully admitted, groaning 

"Seriously?" Wednesday and Enid said in-sync

"Ridiculous." Tyler muttered,

"Hey, cool it shortie." Xavier joked, directing it at Tyler, which made him fume.

"WHAT THE FUCKKK!" Tyler screamed pushing Xavier as he laughed.

"Hey! Break it up you two. Tyler is definitely good at fighting so you better watch out Xavier." Enid spoke, remembering her and Tyler's fight, Tyler's face darkened a bit

"I'm sorry Enid....again." Tyler sorrowfully apologized, sitting down in front of his computer and completing the form.

"Hey, Ty. Enid didn't mean to upset you." Xavier said, putting a comforting hand on the others shoulder.

"It's fine. You all should finish your forms." Tyler reminded as they all scrambled to turn them in.

Hope you liked this chapter, and remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEE!


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