hashira groupchat (kimetsu no yaiba)

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🐍 : GUYS, ME AND MUICHIRO ARE STUCK IN THE LIFT

mitsuki💕 : oh no :(

shitnobu : call the services! thats easy!

mui💤 : its a voice reg lift, it doesnt recognize our jp accents

🐍 : was wondering why theres no buttons

mui💤 : why do they even have that shit in a LIFT

salami : just say the floor you want to go

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(this now is in real life)

Obanai : ELEVEN

Rowan : Could you please repeat that

Obanai : Of course.

Muichiro : Eleven

Obanai : Eleven.... eleven.

Muichiro : One one

Rowan : Can you please repeat that

Obanai :... E-le-ven

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🐍 : Whos idea was this.

salami : none of us???

mitsuki💕 : how about doing other accents?

🐍 : okay

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Obanai : Mitsuri says we should try different accents

Muichiro : Try an American one

Obanai : Eh-leven

Muichiro :...

Obanai : Eh-leven

Muichiro : That sounds more Irish than American

Obanai : I don't even know how an American accent sounds like

Muichiro :... fair point

Obanai : Eh-leven

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mui💤 sent a voice recording called "irish obanai"

salami : ok yeah, that does sound irish

🐍 : stfu

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Muichiro : Which American accent are you trying to do? Dub.. lin?

Rowan : I'm sorry, could you please repeat that?

Obanai : Try an English accent

Muichiro : E-levan

Obanai :.. what

Muichiro : E-levan

Obanai : ARE YOU FROM THE SAME PART IN ENGLAND AS DICK VAN DYKE????

Muichiro : Let's hear yours then, fuckass

Rowan : Please speak slowly and clearly

Muichiro : FUCKASS

Obanai : E-levun

Rowan : I'm sorry, could you please repeat that

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shitnobu : hmmm, should we send services to help them out?

salami : wait why, i love the dialogue

shitnobu : i feel kinda bad just leaving them there

mitsuki💕 : I'll call services and make sure they can return back safely!

shitnobu : okay then ^

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Obanai : Eleven. If yo don't understand the accent, away back in your own country!

Muichiro : Oh, is that talk now, away in your own country?

Obanai : Oh, don't start it. Mr Sleepyhead, how can you be rude to a fucking lift

Rowan : Please speak slowly and clearly

Muichiro : Eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven!

Obanai : You're literally saying it in the same way!

Muichiro : I'm going to keep saying it until it understands Japanese, alright???

Obanai :...

Muichiro : Eleven! Eleven! Eleven!! Eleven!!!

Obanai : OH, JUST TAKE US ANYWHERE, YOU BITCH. JUST OPEN THE GODAMN DOORS

Rowan : This is a voice activated elevator, please state which floor would you like to go to in a CLEAR and CALM manner

Obanai : CALM?? CALM!?!?!? WHERE IS THAT SHIT COMING FROM? WHY IS IT TELLING PEOPLE TO BE CALM!?

Muichiro : Because they knew they'd be selling this to JAPANESE PEOPLE WHO'D BE GOING NUTS AT IT

Rowan : You have not selected a floor

Muichiro : AY, WE HAVE. ELEVEN!!!!

Rowan : If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor. Simply say "Open the doors, PLEASE"

Obanai : Please? Please!? Suck my di-

Muichiro : Maybeweshouldjustsayplease.

Obanai : I'm not begging that for NOTHING

Muichiro : Open the doors, please..?

Obanai : pLeaSe ~, pathetic.

Rowan : Please remain CALM

Muichiro : OH MY GOD.

Muichiro climbs up of Obanai

Muichiro : YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET UP THERE. JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SPEAK

Obanai : what the FUCK, MUICHIRO??

Rowan : You have NOT selected a floor

Muichiro : UP YOURS, ROWAN! IF YOU DON'T LET US THROUGH THESE DOORS, I'M GOING TO YOUR HOUSE. I'M GOING TO FIND WHATEVER DESPERATE VOICE ACTOR GAVE YOUR A VOICE AND I WILL BE HANGING YOU LIKE FUCKING MARI

Obanai : Japan, you bastard!

Muichiro : JAPAN

Obanai : JAPAN!!

Muichiro : JA!! PAN!!

Obanai : FREEDOM!!!!

Muichiro : FREEDOM!!!!!

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Service Guy : So, we have our cameras on every lift. Youre going to tell me which one is Muichiro Tokitou and Obanai Iguro

Mitsuri : Thank you so much!

-DOM!!!!

(cams) Obanai : FREEDOM!!!

Mitsuri : That's... them..

Service Guy : Ah, I see. We will be sending people to their lift so they can get to the floors with them saying it.

Mitsuri : Ahaa, thank you..

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Obanai : FREEDOM!!!

Lift door opens

Service Guy 2 :.. I uhm, sorry?

Obanai : FUCKING FINALLY

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fun fact (you probably know this but, for those who dont) : Japanese people usually can't say their Ls. So when they say Eleven, it could come out as Ereven instead (maybe, I'm not Japanese. I speak Chinese instead.)