hashira groupchat (kimetsu no yaiba)

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salami : HELLO EVERYONE.

mitsuki💕 : hi sanemi! whats up?

salami : we are RAIDING AREA 51

🐍 : but, we need a plan of attack

salami : first, send all the fat neckbeards to tank and get mowed down. Then, the Kyles can run and punch through the fences and drywalls, then we can have Mitsuri dodging the bullets while the-

🐍 : hey wait, why is Mitsuri dodging.

salami : SHE DODGED ATTACKS THAT ARE FAST BEFORE-

loner bastard : Stop this "storm Area 51" shit

salami : stfu

shitnobu : i agree! this is quite a suicidal activity and the most ignorant thing I've seen!

salami : guys, chill. its a joke

loner bastard : Oh yeah, what's this?

loner bastard shared a png called "People interested in raiding Area 51"

(The PNG shows 2.1M people interested)

salami : uhhh

blind monk : It's not a joke

loner bastard : Everyone who means something is going

mui💤 : yea, right..

🐍 : well, the raid is going to be cool ig?

loner bastard : Obanai, you bi-

🐍 : you're so fucking mean

mui💤 : yeah, why are you being a party pooper, giyuu

loner bastard : Are you guys ready to die a second time??

🐍 : yes

mui💤 : no

salami : no??

loner bastard : well then, you uh..

mitsuki💕 : what was that, obanai?!

caps only🔥 : HONESTLY I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL A JOKE AT FIRST. I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS

salami : HEY, CAN I FINISH MY PLAN??

blind monk : Tengen? What are you doing online but, not talking?

FLASHY GUY : doing some ✨flashy business✨

mitsuki💕 : i kinda.. want to take the cute aliens and keep them as pets..

shitnobu : my my! Obanai's loosing by aliens!

🐍 : idontdeserveherlovemyhandsarenotcleanyet

FLASHY GUY : yall are actually crazy