🐍 : guys, i found a dead bird
mitsuki💕 : oh no :(
salami : throw it
shitnobu : bury it!
🐍 : I FOUND AN ANOTHER DEAD BIRD WITH THE DEAD BIRD
salami : omg, muichiro. do it
mui💤 : eh?? what??
salami : THE MEME
mui💤 : ohhh
salami : DO IT.
mui💤 : two birds on a wireeeeee
salami : one tries to fly away and the oth-
🐍 : AWAGAIWHAUHSBZBQ. SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S FUCKING FLYING
salami : ISN'T IT FUCKING DEAD
🐍 : OH MY GOD, IT'S ATTACKING ME
mui💤 : bro, we're hashiras. beat the bird up
🐍 : im not attacking a BIRD
salami : IT COULD BE A ZOMBIE BIRD AS WELL
mui💤 : bruh, what the fuck is this.
🐍 : THE OTHER BIRD IS FLYIJG TOWARDS ME
blind monk : Where are you, I'll help you
🐍 : I'M NEAR THE FOREST
salami : WHY ARE YOU EVEN THERE
FLASHY GUY : HI GAYS
blind monk : I'll be going there
🐍 : THANK YOU, GYOMEI
salami : oh hi tengen
shitnobu : my my, two zombie birfs chasing down iguro?
mitsuki💕 : ill go help out as well!
🐍 : no its fine, mitsuri
FLASHY GUY : damn, two zombie birds?
mitsuki💕 : yeah, obanai says he found two dead birds but then they suddenly started flying!
FLASHY GUY : oh, that was supposed to be food for my mice
🐍 : GET YOUR BIRDS.
YOU ARE READING
hashira groupchat (kimetsu no yaiba)
FanfictionI promised I would do this in Uppermoon Groupchat so, boom (also very ooc)
