🐍 : guys, i need something to blind my eyes
blind monk : Being blind is bad, you can't sense danger
🐍 : im a hashira tho..
salami : lolol what happened
🐍 : TODAY, I WALKED UP TO ROWAN. I ASKED THEM "AYO, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT"
shitnobu : no.. you shouldnt do that..
🐍 : they were reading a fanfic, they were crying
salami : aint no way, was it sad
🐍 : if it was sad, do you think they would CRY
salami : no
🐍 : exactly, you fucking asshole
mitsuki💕 : hi obanai!
🐍 : hi kanroji ^
salami : bo-
🐍 : anyways, I THINK IT WAS SMUT. BECAUSE ROWAN WAS CRYING, SOBBING, ON THE FLOOR DYING
FLASHY GUY : I saw it, it was so slay
🐍 :...
salami : nah...
FLASHY GUY : i was the one who sent them the fanfic✨
salami : NAH... YOU DIDNT
FLASHY GUY : WHAT, THEY WANTED A FANFIC TO READ
salami : WDYM, THATS NOT AN EXCUSE TO SEND THEM SMUT
Rowan : I'm back.
salami : lmao, hows your eyeballs
Rowan : I need therapy, so much of it
🐍 : we can get therapy together
Rowan : Oh my god, thank you, Obanai
🐍 : im not paying
Rowan : Fuck you, you know damn well I am BROKE
salami : lmao
🐍 : CRY ABOUT IT
YOU ARE READING
hashira groupchat (kimetsu no yaiba)
FanfictionI promised I would do this in Uppermoon Groupchat so, boom (also very ooc)