Vigilante deku (fighting evil by moonlight!)

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟶: 𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝/ 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎! (𝚂𝟸)

(A/N if you understand this chapter, your a real one)

•Nobody's pov•

Izuku wakes up by his alarm and it's 7:30 am and he gets excited and he/she takes a shower before changing into his uniform and then putting the mask over his/her face.

•meanwhile in aizawa's and hizashi's bedroom•

As aizawa is peacefully sleeping, he wakes up and looks towards his right and sees a DEER looking at him. He turned towards his husband and whispered to him while trying not to trigger any sound.

"Babe...." Aizawa

"Erghh..." Hizashi

"Go over to the window right now and open it as wide as you can" aizawa

"Plea.see le..t me sle..epp" Hizashi

Hizashi then turns the other way and then aizawa hears munching and aizawa turns towards the deer again and sees the deer eating some crackers that he forgot to finish last night.

Aizawa turned towards his husband again but slowly and whispered again

"I think you mother is here from Mexico and she needs to leave" aizawa

"Open the window Now..." aizawa

"Ugh, why don't you open it you lazy...AGGHHGHHHHHHHH" Hizashi

Hizashi scream triggered the deer and the deer started to pee on aizawa's face

"SOMEBODY HELP!" Hizashi

And aizawa started to freak out and moving like crazy and some of it got in his mouth and hizashi took notice.

"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!" Hizashi

And the deer stopped and ran out the room and aizawa quickly wipes his face before quickly getting up and runs down the hallway and Izuku sees the deer.

"NO WAY! Can I ride him?" Izuku

Then The deer breaks into a bathroom that was down the hallway and forced the door open and pulls the curtains where Hitoshi was was taking a shower.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Hitoshi

Then the deer started to pee on Hitoshi while Hitoshi is screaming while getting piss sprayed at him while he's in the shower.

"Ahhhhghh!!!!!!!!!" Hizashi

And Hitoshi sees hizashi pointing at him

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Then hizashi screams and runs away while the deer leaves the bathroom and eri sees the deer

"A deer!" Eri

And the deer is met with laundry being thrown at him by Izuku and aizawa. The deer shakes off the clothes except a pair of shorts that get stuck on the antlers.

The deer quickly runs downstairs and Izuku and aizawa quickly puts the basket down while Izuku is in shock and the deer makes it down stairs and knocks over a small table with a vase on it and it breaks. And the deer runs into the kitchen.

Hizashi, aizawa, eri and Izuku slowly and carefully went downstairs.

"Dad I left the front door open in case any animals wanted to come in" eri

"You did, huh?" Aizawa

"And one did!" Eri

"Yeah.." aizawa