Disclaimer! Most of these characters are not mine except for Addalie, Luci, William, Camalas and Maeve
In the morning they sheathed their swords and hid their daggers, then stepped out of a portal to Nanda Parabat. It was sweltering hot in the middle of the desert, and also (inconveniently) dark.
Everyone was high alert as they knew assassins loved the shadows. They crept around warily, searching for any sign of light, to see a faint green glowing from behind a door.
Zatanna magicked the door open with the flick of the wrist only to see a room with a shining pool in the center, the room barren of any furniture. The pool wasn't a pretty green like they were expecting (bar Zatanna, she had already seen them beforehand) it was toxic, suffocating, a color devoid of any happiness or good.
"These are the Lazarus Pits" Zatanna suddenly announced, "They were created long ago by a power far beyond us. They can heal the sick and revive the dead, keep someone alive for as long as they choose to brave the waters and its consequences".
"Wh-what are the consequences?" asked Maeve, slightly petrified. "You know Newton's 3rd Law?" Zatanna asked, the reply being meek nods and then Camalas spoke up. "Of course! Every action has an equal and opposite reaction"
Zatanna's lips
twitched up ''And the cost of healing and immortality is your sanity". "Hey that rhymed!" Luci exclaimed, and with those fateful last words about 37 assassins give or take a few dropped down from the shadow shrouded ceiling with Talia Al Guhl and Lady Shiva in the front charging at them.
The group fought their hearts out but their efforts were in vain as they were cornered. "Well, well, well, it seems we have some little do-gooders here, and in the League of Assassins, do-gooders must be terminated."
They were trembling, all hope lost, then suddenly the door burst open with a 'Hhhmmmzzzzzh' and a ....... "Hello there".
All heads slowly turned to the source of the sound like they were in a cliche movie. Their eyes were blessed from meeting with those of, the one, the only, OBI WAN KENOBI and a gang of freaking jedi!!!
The jedi gracefully sliced through the assassins mercilessly, until only Lady Shiva and Talia were left, begging for, you guessed it, mercy.
"Please, spare us, you have proven yourself great warriors, we will do whatever you desire" Talia beseeched. (Hehe, this is kinda funny, an assassin leader begging a jedi master for forgiveness.)
"Take me and these fellows to this fabled bat and his padawans" Obi Wans eyes drilled 6 foot holes onto Talias, holes that's if she didn't obey the almighty jedi, she would be buried in.
"Y-yes sir"
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Best Teamup Ever
FanfictionI do not own any of the characters except the ones from A Mysterious Candles Quest A crossover between many of the greatest fandoms, doesn't exactly make sense but, who cares?
