What if... (text version)

Operation Fun and Games

~Tokyo, Japan 7:00 PM~
   It was a normal night, until something invisible starts to destroy some buildings and suddenly a jet arrives.
-I think this is the turmoil Sharon was talking about, but what is causing it?
Mike
-This is going to sound bizarre, but whatever it was appears to be invisible.
Lis
-So we're going to have to take a radical step.
    Then she opens the jet door and jumps activating the boots rockets next,so at that moment Mary puts the jet on autopilot and also jumps followed by Mike and Tany doing the same thing as Lis and they land in one of the streets
-Which way did it go?
   Then they hear a crash coming from a bridge behind them and Mary says
-I think that answers your question
Lis
-Come on, it's time to show this invis-o-bil who's boss
    Then they split into pairs,with Mary and Mike activating the boots' rockets and heading to a support tower on the bridge,while Lis and Tany run to the bridge and activate the Techno-eye to track the villain
-She's out front!
Mary
[-Okay, but do you have a plan?]
Mike
[-We can pick him up with the expandable belt or make him appear using the adhesive lanyard]
Tany
-I have a better idea, let's attack this thing right away, just because it's invisible doesn't mean it's unbeatable
   And she runs to the villain to attack him and Lis tries to stop
-No Tany,not yet!
   And the villain sees Tany running towards her and when she goes to attack her, the villain holds her and throws her into the river, but at the last second she is saved by Mary and Mike who take her back to the bridge.
-And one more point for the extendable belt
Tany
-On second thought, a surprise attack wasn't a good idea
Mary
-Call that a surprise? But on the bright side, at least now we have a clue
Mike
-We have?
     Mary activates her Techno-eye
-Aham, a fingerprint on Tany's arm
     So she takes her MPCom
-I'll scan and send it to Sharon to analyze
     Then she scans the fingerprint and sends it to Wood
-And I think we better go back to South Dale because of the time difference
Lis
-Mary is right, our class can start at any time
   Then they go back to the jet and leave, after a while they were going to school while talking
-Sorry to have spoiled the mission, it was my fault the villain ran away
Mary
-Don't be so hard on yourself, you did the best you could, even if it was...how do I put it? A little over the top.
Mike
-And invisible villains are not so easy to catch
Tany
-True, but if I wasn't so small maybe he wouldn't have run away
   At that moment Lis messed up Tany's hair
-Relax, you're the shortest in the family, but you're also very brave
Tany
-Do you really think so?
Lis
-But of course! Don't worry about it, we'll see you at halftime
   So Lis, Mary and Mike walk away, but at that moment Tany is hit by a football and a student goes up to her and catches the ball
-Sorry, little girl, I hope I didn't hurt you.
   And the student leaves, so Tany gets up angrily
-Little Girl?! Enough! I have to take action right now!
   So after a while it was time for the break and Tany was in the cafeteria filling the food tray with as much food as she could, until Mike, Mary and Lis arrive
-Thanks Tany,but we can get our own lunch
Tany
-Sorry,but this food is not for you,it's for me,I want to get strong
Mary
-It would work if you were a horse
Lis
-Mary is right,the only thing that will happen to you is to gain a lot of weight.
  Tany
-What is it?I know what I'm doing
    She takes the tray, but when she goes to leave she loses her balance and falls face down in the food, which makes the other students laugh.
-I think it's better to get out of here.
    So Mary takes one of the napkins from the cafeteria and hands it to Tany to wipe her face and then they leave and go to the lockers, where Mike told Tany that he was finishing cleaning his face
-Don't you think you're already overreacting?
Lis
-Yeah, what's wrong with being short? You're only 11, you'll grow up!
  Tany gets angry
-But what if I don't grow up?! What if I stay a stub of people, runt and skinny forever?!
    Mary thinks
"-Wow, I thought I was in PMS"
Sharon
[-You teenagers are so dramatic!]
   Then they look into Tany's closet and see a hologram of Sharon wearing some sort of Victorian Era dress.
-Sharon, is that you?
Tany
-What are you doing in my school locker?
Sharon
[-Now it's time to act]
Mary
-Wait,what?!
   Then the four are pulled into Wooph's main office and see that Sharon was indeed wearing a Victorian Era dress.
-Wow,when you get into character,you really get into character.
Sharon
-You're right,theater is an important part of espionage
Lis
-So what's today's mission?
Sharon
-I'll get straight to the point...
     Then on the office monitor are pictures of three teenagers
-You will have to investigate the disappearance of several teenagers around the world,starting with the most recent
Tany
-It seems like a big mission for a big person,a little girl like me might just get in the way
Sharon
-Well luckily Wooph has a new training program that will help you get stronger,you can start this afternoon if you want
    Tany cheers up
-Okay, I can't wait!
Sharon
-So without further ado, it's time for equipment! The first equipment is the Expandable Grab Baseball Glove for Safe and Hygienic Clue Removal
   Then she hands over the equipment to Tany
-The second is the awesome levitating booster cap for catching gravity defying villains
    Then she hands the equipment to Mike
-The anti-control contact lenses to protect you from all kinds of mind control
   Then she hands the equipment to Mary
-And finally we have the cherry flavored gum bombs they are self explanatory and are very delicious.
    Then she hands the equipment to Lis
-Now if you'll excuse me,I have important things to do.
   Then the four are pulled through the Wooph tunnel and after a while they arrive at the home of one of the missing teenagers.
-Okay, we arrived at Evan's house,he's the missing boy that Sharon talked about
Mike
-Speaking of Sharon, how about we put on some really cool disguises?
    Lis speaks ironically
-I also think it's cool to wear socks and wigs, but I have a better idea
    So she goes to the wall of the house and activates the physical grip of the boots and starts to climb the wall, Mike does the same and the two enter through the window of one of the rooms and activate the techno-eye
-You're right Lis, a secret invasion has its advantages
   And meanwhile Mary and Tany were in the kitchen looking for some clue and Mike speaks through the techno-eye  communicator
[-Someone found anything interesting?]
    Tany gets excited when seeing cookies
-I found it! Cookies!
    And she will eat the cookies
-And just because I'm going to do the training doesn't mean I'm going to refuse to eat cookies when I see them.
   At that moment Mary puts her hand on her face
-I think Mike was talking about the mission
    And meanwhile Lis and Mike arrive at Evan's room and are scared of what they see
-Ah girls, you will definitely want to take a look at this
    So Mary and Tany go to Evan's room and it looked like there was a fight there and there were some burn marks
-Wow, everything here is burned
Mary
-How strange,what happened?
      So Tany sees a deck of cards
-Just look!
    So she picks up the deck to take a look
-Tany, what happened?
Tany
-I thought the coolest cards on the planet, I've never seen anything like them! They're called Heroes Deck, this must be a special edition
    Mary thinks.
"-It's good that Marvel licensed this"
Mike
-And what does this have to do with the mission?
   At that moment Mary sees an open package on the bed
-Not sure but that must be the box they were in,it's the perfect size,that might be a clue
Mike
-Then it's time to use the reversible glove
    So she takes the reversible glove and uses it to get the package and the letters and at that moment Tany sees on the alarm clock that was in the room that it was 17:00
-Hey, it's time for my Wooph training program
Lis
-So the secret agent club meeting is officially over.
   So they leave and after a while Tany arrives at Wooph's HQ
-Hey Sharon, I'm ready to start my training! Sharon?
    Then a robot starts talking
-Sharon will not participate today, it's just me and you,Tany
   Tany laughs
-Will you help me get big and strong? But you're small
Robot
-Looks can be deceiving, especially when you're a Wooph training robot.
    And the robot turns into a giant humanoid robot and attacks Tany,defeats her and keeps pinning her to the ground
-I already understand
   So Tany tries to let go and suddenly she manages to lift the robot with ease and throws it against a wall and is impressed
-Wow,how did I get like this?
Robot
-It seems that you are also stronger than se-seems
Tany
-Either that or you really are a great instructor
   And meanwhile at the Clark house;Lis, Mike and Mary were in the living room
-I think we'd better talk to Sharon and tell her what we've discovered so far.
  Lis
-Great idea, I'll call her
   So Lis takes the MPCom while Mike talks
-It's a good thing it's still early, so our parents won't arrive soon to end our meeting
      But at that moment your parents come home
-Hello kids
Carrie
-How was your day?
      In this Lis quickly hides the MPCom and the three disguise
-Eh...it was cool
Lis
-You know how it is, right?
Mary
-Just another normal teenage day
Kyle
-My day was amazing, I sold 10 houses!
Carrie
-And I sold 20 bucks and then we left work early
Kyle
-And to celebrate, we're going to take the whole family out to dinner.
   Then Mary, Mike and Lis celebrate and Kyle speaks
-As soon as Tany arrives,we can go
    Then the two leave the room and 1 second later Lis's MPCom plays
-Hi Sharon, can you talk?
Sharon
[-I have information for you spies, I analyzed the fingerprint you sent me and found that it belongs to Miku Makisomoto, a missing teenager from Tokyo]
   At that moment Mary takes her MPCom and looks at the Database
-According to the Wooph's Database,Miku is the champion of the Japan Heroes Deck game
Lis
-Are you talking about the cards we found at Evan's house?
Mary
-That's right!
     Then Mike also takes his MPCom and starts messing with it
-There has to be some connection!
   Then he reads Evan's database
-Oh man,he's champion of the Deck of Heroes too!Why are they being targeted by someone?
    Lis speaks while picking up the Deck packaging
-I don't know, but maybe this package that we found has some information
  Mike
-Good idea Lis,too bad it doesn't have a return address
   Mary picks up the package and looks
-But there is a portal-box,which takes us straight to it.
   Then she uses MPCom to scan the barcode on the package and locate the sender
Sharon
[-Good job team, will be on site immediately]
     So the three are pulled through a Wooph tunnel and then they go to Wooph's jet and go to the place and in the middle of the way Mary says
-It's better to call Tany and tell her what's going on
   So Mike takes out his cell phone and calls her, but on voicemail
-She is not answering, she still had to be in training
Lis
-Then leave a message about the mission and dinner
    And meanwhile Tany was returning home on Skate
-Maybe that training robot was right, if I could defeat him then maybe I'm not as weak as I thought
   But when she goes to cross the street, a truck almost runs over her, but when the truck gets close to her, it doesn't hit her and is thrown away,as if there was a force field around Tany who was in shock
-Or maybe something happened to me! This is bizarre!
     And meanwhile Lis, Mary and Mike arrive at the address
-Here we are, an ordinary house like our home
    Then Mary activates her techno-eye
-Except for the high-tech security system they have there, was this done by Stark Industries?
Lis
-So we have to find a way to get into this house
     Mary takes a piece of equipment
-The amazing levitator booster cap can help us
Mike
-Seriously, we're going to get caught, when we step on the roof the alarm will go off
Lis
-And someone can see us
       Mary talks while fiddling with the levitator booster cap settings
-I'm just going to do a fitting on it first and that's it! Look at the amazing drilling propeller cap, all we have to do is get under the security system and get to the basement of the house
   Then she puts on the amazing drill booster cap and it creates a drill on top.
Mike
-That's a Mary-tastic job
   Then Mary and Lis put their hands to their faces
-Really?Mary-tastic?
Lis
-Let's just continue the mission
   So they follow Mary's idea and go under the house, with Mary leading the way and they arrive in the basement of the house that looked like a room.
-How strange, this looks like a normal person's room
   Mary puts away her equipment and looks at some trophies on a shelf.
-Yeah, from a person who plays Deck of Heroes and who really wants to win
Mike
-Maybe we made a mistake and this person isn't so bad, he could be the villain's next victim
     But at that moment Lis discovers a secret passage to a laboratory
-What did you say?
Mike
-Forgets
    Then they go look at the lab
-Does anyone have any idea what this is?
Mary
-I think it has something to do with DNA alteration.
Mike
-And what does it mean?
Mary
-I think the cards have a device that changes the DNA of players who touch them, turning them into game characters.
Lis
-This explains why Evan's room had a lot of burnt stuff! He must have touched one of those cards and turned into the human Human Torch
Mike
-I bet our invisible villain did the same thing and now she's the Invisible Woman
     Mary talks while working on the lab computer
-Guys, look at this!
Lis
-What is it?
Mary
-The list of the greatest Adventure Card players in the world and it looks like everyone got this evil Marvel Deck.
Mike
-And why would anyone do that?
??????
-To eliminate rivals! I am Tiffy, the best and biggest adventure card player on the planet and I will do anything to stay on top
   And out of nowhere a woman screams from inside the house
-Tiffany, who are you talking to there?!
Tiffy
-It's nobody mom!
Lis
-Mom? What kind of villain lives in the basement of the parents' house? Mary, don't answer
Tiffy
-Give me a break, I'm new to this villain thing, but that won't stop me from following through with my genius super-plan
   Then she throws a letter into the computer scanner and traps Lis, Mike and Mary in a laser cage and Tiffy leaves.
-We should have predicted this play
Mike
-Okay and what do we do now?
   Then they notice Tany approaching
-It's good that you received the message note, can you get us out of here?
Tany
-Sorry, I can't do this.
Mary
-Wait, what?
     And suddenly Tany starts to get taller and her muscle mass increases and then she breaks the ceiling
-I know that Tany wanted to be bigger and stronger, but that is already an exaggeration
   Then Lis notices a letter on the floor
-When she touched those Cards, she must have been affected and turned into She-Hulk?
    And out of nowhere the laser cage starts to decrease and touches Mary who moves away from the edge
-We don't have time for this, we have to get out of here fast!
   So Lis takes one of the equipment
-Do bubblegum bombs work in laser cages?
Mike
-There's only one way to find out, give it to me
     So Mike takes one of the gum, chews and blows creating a giant bubblegum ball that interferes with the laser creating a passage and the three manage to escape.
-Now just look for Tiffy, if only we knew where she went
Mary
-For the Heroes Deck convention that will take place this afternoon
    Mike speaks sarcastically
-And how did you find that out?
Mary
-First: I'm the nerd of the family and second: It's kind of obvious that she's going to use her zombies to attack the competition and then watch them destroy each other
   Then Lis notices a poster taped to the wall
-And of course you shouldn't work to read that poster
Mary
-No, not so much.
Lis
-But if we're gonna fight all this power, we're gonna need some help
Mike
-Do we ask for reinforcements from Wooph?
Lis
-No, I think we have to use fire against fire and play the Hero Deck too
Mary
-Hold on, this doesn't seem like a good idea, we might get bad too
Mike
-Not with the anti-control contact lenses
    So Mary goes to the computer and configures the Cards
-In that case it's better to put this thing on the maximum, we don't have much time to transform like Tany.
    Then the three put the lenses and Mike is the first to take a card and transform
-This role I always wanted to play, I was born to be Gravity
     Then Lis takes a letter and transforms
-And I think I want to be the Ice Woman, no matter what the problem, she's always cool-headed
    And finally Mary takes a letter and transforms
-I'm going to be Elastic-Girl
Lis
-It was not for you...
Mary
-What's it? I'm not going to make a speech and let's get out of here before Tany and the others who were transformed end up with the convention and with themselves.
    So the three leave the house and go to the convention site, where Mary arrives first and is watching from afar.
-Oh guys, look at this
   Then Mike and Lis arrive next
-What's going on Elastic-Girl?
Mary
-The Hero Deck Convention
    Then suddenly Evan, Miku and Tany arrive and start to play terror attacking the fleeing players and meanwhile Lis, Mike and Mary were watching
-And we'd better go there right away.
    Then Mike's cell phone starts ringing and he sees
- Oh no, it's our parents
    So he answers
-Hello
Kyle
[-Where are you? Me and your mother have already got ready and are ready to leave]
Mike
-Oh, we're taking a walk
Kyle
[-What?]
   So Mary takes Mike's cell phone
- Hi dad, we went to pick up Tany, we'll be home in a little while
   So Mary turns off the phone and hands it back to Mike
-You don't know how to lie very well
Lis
-Good excuse, Mary
    And meanwhile, the transformed teenagers were still attacking the convention, until Lis, Mary and Mike show up.
-Sorry, but there's only room for a bunch to rock this city and when I say rock it's because I'm going to rock it
    And Mike will fight the Invisible Woman while Mary will fight the Human Torch
-Hey hot head, show what you can do!
   Then the Human Torch launches a fireball at Mary, but she dodges the attack using her elasticity.
-Just that? Pathetic
   Then the Human Torch gets angry and starts to fight Mary and meanwhile Lis goes to face Tany, but she is reluctant at first
-Look Tany I know someone is controlling your mind but we are sisters I can't fight you
Tany
-You're jealous because now I'm bigger and stronger
    So she takes a park bench and throws it against Lis, but Lis freezes the bench that breaks into pieces.
-That's enough! Don't ever throw a park bench at me again!
    And the six are fighting, Lis is fighting using ice powers against Tany
    Mike fights the Invisible Woman and Mary is left fighting the Human Torch, however, in a moment the Invisible Woman manages to immobilize Mike and the Human Torch notices and launches a fire ball at them
   But Lis manages to protect him by throwing ice at the fireball and Mary grabs the Invisible Woman's leg.
-I got you
   Then she throws the Invisible Woman away and then the six fight again and after a lot of fighting,Mike uses a banner to arrest the transformed teenagers, Mary throws them into a fountain and Lis freezes the water.
-Good job, girls.
Tiffy
-Is not fair! You guys screwed up! How am I supposed to stay on top with you messing up my plans?
Lis
-You're not on top, that's the problem
   Mary goes to Tany
-Isn't it better we let Tany talk?
   So Mary puts the anti-control contact lenses on Tany who gets confused.
-What is happening?
Mike
-You were about to defeat this villain with your famous move
   Then Tany sees Tiffy who runs away and then Tanya gets loose, runs after Tiffy and defeats her,some time later Wooph arrives, arrests Tiffy, they manage to make the transformed teenagers, Lis, Mike, Mary and Tany to normal
-Congratulations spies, great job agents, thanks to you Tiffy's villain days, however few they may be, are over
Mary
-Is she going to trade her parents' basement for Wooph's reformatory?
Sharon
-Exactly
   Then Lis notices Tany crestfallen
- Why are you sad little sister?
Tany
-I'm sad that the mission is over, even though it's evil, it's cool to have been big and strong like She-Hulk
Mary
-Don't worry Tany, with a little more training you'll be really strong
   Then Mike gets a message
-It's mom and dad, we have to go home now!
Sherry
-I can help you
   And I'm nothing Wooph tunnels under the four of them and they are taken home in their normal clothes just as their parents open the door
-Are ready? We will.
    And the six go to dinner