~Clark House, South Dale~
It was a normal morning and Kyle was going to wake up Lis, Mike, Mary and Tany and talks yawning.
-Mondays are terrible.
Then he arrives at Mike's bedroom door.
-Remember Kyle, they may be your kids, but you're still the boss.
Then he opens the bedroom door.
-Good morning, time to get up and go to school, no excuses, let's get up!
But he notices that Mike is not in the room, then he goes to Lis' room, which is also not in the room, and then he goes to Mary and Tany's room, which were not there either.
-Something tells me it's going to be a long day.
Then he goes down to the kitchen and sees the four of them fighting over a chocolate bar.
-What a pleasant surprise, everyone up and ready for school.
Tany
-I am, dad! School is too much, I don't want to waste a minute being late.
Kyle finds that strange and puts his hand on Tany's forehead.
-It's not a fever, call me if you start to feel dizzy or weak today at school, you hear honey? Have a good day kids.
So Lis, Mary and Tany take the backpacks and the four leave the house and Lis tells Tany.
-Cool,we're cool with being on time for school,even though today is a museum excursion day.
At that moment Mary speaks excitedly.
-I'm really excited to see the new dinosaur skeleton! Prehistoric reptiles are great, right?
Tany
-Wrong, it's too much to be without class all day, you Nerd.
Mike
-Don't care about them Nerd, I think the prehistoric museum is very interesting, maybe, I think.
Mary
-Thanks for the support and you didn't forget anything?
Mike
-I forgot?
Then he realizes he forgot his backpack at home and while Lis,Mary and Tany go to school,Mike runs to get the backpack and hears his parents talking
-I can't wait for this baby to arrive, it's like I'm on cloud nine.
Kyle
-It will be very important for the family, I'm sure everyone will love it.
And Mike is excited by the news.
-Seriously, I'm going to have a little brother, I can't believe it.
And he runs out of the house and goes to tell what he heard to his sisters and after a while, to the Museum.
-So isn't that the best news you've ever heard?
Lis
-Yeah...if you want to be swamped in dirty diapers for the next 3 years.
Mary
-Or if you want to spend your teenage nights babysitting at home.
Tany
-I think the good thing about it is that I won't be the youngest anymore.
Lis
-It means that our parents will pay more attention to the baby instead of you.
Tany despairs and Mike speaks.
-Girls it's not about us, it's a baby sweetheart and from what I've heard it could be a boy and that means it's finally going to start balancing things around here.
Mary
-You're just jumping to conclusions.
Then Mary notices that the museum has opened and perks up.
-And enough talking about babies,i have a lot of dinosaurs to see!
And she goes running to the museum, so the students enter accompanied by a teacher who speaks.
-Attention class, as your companion I want everyone to stay with the group, today we are going to see the museum in an orderly way, so don't walk around alone.
At that moment Tany notices Mary sneaking in the corridor behind the teacher and meanwhile, Mary talks to herself.
-Okay, I don't have all afternoon to hear about fossils and mold.
And she goes to the dinosaur room, after a while Tany goes to the dinosaur room and goes to Mary who was looking at an animatronic dinosaur.
-Big deal, look how slow they are eating, that's why they don't exist anymore, I bet they all starved to death.
Mary
-That's not exactly why dinosaurs went extinct, but I agree with you, they were very slow.
And out of nowhere the animatronic starts to roar, which makes everyone in the room run out, but makes Mary excited.
-Awesome, that's really cool!
And the animatronic roars for Mary and Tany.
-Something tells me this isn't part of the exhibit, Mary!
Mary
-Of course, we're going to need help!
Then the animatronic will attack them with its tail, but the two dodge it and Mary activates the Techno-eye communicator and talks to Lis
-We have an emergency at the dinosaur exhibit, get over here quick!
Lis
[-Hang in there, we're on our way]
And Mary sees Tany dodging the animatronic's tail attacks.
-Okay, I correct you: You are not a slow lizard, you are an agile and evil carnivore!
Mary
-How do I distract this thing?
Then she notices a Pterodactyl sculpture on the ceiling.
-Good thing I got out of tennis today.
So she runs to a rope attached to the ceiling, swings and lands on one of the support beams and runs to the Pterodactyl sculpture and jumps on it,which makes the sculpture's support rope come loose and the Pterodactyl glide around the T-Rex that chases the Pterodactyl trying to catch it and Mary protects herself from the bites.
-Easy there, Rex!
At that moment Lis and Mike arrive.
-Hang in there, Mary!
Mary
-That's what I'm trying to do right now!
Then Tany sees the rope Mary used to swing herself up to the support beam,so Tany takes the rope and ties one end to a support pillar,while Mike and Lis tie the other to a fake tree in the living room.
And Mary glides past with the Pterodactyl with the T-Rex still chasing Mary,but the Pterodactyl comes back and goes towards the T-Rex that almost devours Mary,but he trips over the rope.
-The party's over for you.
Then Mary lets go of the Pterodactyl and goes to the three.
-Thanks,I almost turn into dinosaur food.
Mike
-That was bizarre, what do you think made this dinosaur come back to life?
Lis takes a look at the animatronic and sees a strange device on it.
-Something tells me this has something to do with this mess.
Mary
-And it looks like this isn't part of the exhibit, let's send it to Sharon.
So Mary takes the MPCom and scans the device and sends it to Sharon who calls immediately.
-Hi Sharon, we had a little problem at the museum with a very aggressive dinosaur.
Sharon
[-Don't tell me.]
Lis
-What is this device?
Sharon
[-I'll send the technicians to analyze it and see if it has any sinister function, don't keep Mrs. Pipette waiting, I'll send some agents to clean up the mess.]
Tany
-Wait Sharon, how do you know about Mrs Pipette?
But Sharon just giggles and hangs up. After class, Lis, Mike, Mary and Tany go to Siber-Smoothie and talk about what happened.
-There's one thing I don't understand,why would anyone want to resurrect a dinosaur?
Lis
-Good question, Mary! There's nothing like talking about it over a drink of that new Super-Frozen!
She drinks a little Milkshake, but she already lets go and screams in pain and then speaks coldly.
-Even the brain freezes! They weren't kidding when they said that this Milkshake is Super-Frozen!
Mary
-You know you can't eat ice cream too fast, right?
Lis
-Have you tasted yours, Miss Know-It-All?
Mike
-Oh girls,I was thinking:What should our future brother's name be?
Lis
-Are you serious? You have to bring up this subject again and now?
Mike
-Yes I do and I bet our parents are going to name him Marc.
Mary chokes on the Milkshake she was taking and speaks.
-Wait, what?!But that would be the name our parents would have given me if I had been born a boy!
Mike
-You said it right: it would
Lis
-I never understood why they wanted to give you two similar names, Marc and Michael, that would be very confusing.
Mary
-And I never understood how Marc became Marilyn! And Mike taking advantage of his subject about this supposed younger brother, where are our parents going to put him? The house is already full.
Lis
-I bet they're going to turn my room into the baby's room, so I'm going to have to move into the "mess room" with Mary and Tany.
Mary
-You are very dramatic.
Lis
-I'm not dramatic!
Tany speaks while fiddling with the Techno-eye.
-Why don't we connect to Mom and Dad's cell phones to find out what's really going on?
Mike
-Tany, listening to other people's conversation is very ugly.
Mary
-Look who's Talking!
Tany
-Shh, I'm listening, they're talking now.
Mike
-Let me hear!
On the call, their parents were talking.
[-Honey I was thinking, should we tell the kids about the surprise now or do you think we should wait?]
Carrie
[-Look, I think we shouldn't wait too long, the baby will be here soon, it will be a great adaptation for them, I just hope they like the surprise]
Lis
-I can't believe it, another Clark in the family to complicate things even more.
Then out of nowhere the four are pulled by Wooph.
-Hello spies and I hope your visit to the museum was very educational.
Tany
-If you think learning not to insult a 3-ton dinosaur was educational, then it was very educational.
Sharon
-We have reports of population disturbances in this remote region of South America, I want you to investigate and let me know.
Mary
-Disturbances? But couldn't they have been caused by natural phenomena?
Sharon
-Unfortunately the local broadcast was lost before they could explain, Lis, please make your choice of...
But Lis, Mary, Mike and Tany were already at her table choosing the equipment
-Let me see... how about the fusion gloves, the quick hardening balls, the Tyrolean yo-yo, and also...
Tany sees a rubber duck on the monitor.
-What is that?
Then she touches the rubber duck and it appears on the table.
-The inflatable rubber duck?
Lis
-Wait, this is a joke, right?
The four laugh as Sharon says.
-No way, jokes aside, this equipment could one day save your lives, now go to the jet.
So after putting on the uniforms, the four go to the jet and go to the place where the disturbances were taking place.
-We are arriving at the location that Sharon indicated to us and where the disturbances are occurring.
Tany
-But there's nothing down there but forest, what disturbances can happen?
At that moment Mike receives a message.
-Hey girls, I got a message from dad: Be home by 7 pm, we have important news for everyone.
Then he starts thinking out loud.
-I can't wait for my little brother to arrive.
Lis
-It is serious?
Mary
-I'm sure if string theory is true, in an alternate universe you have three brothers and you want to focus on the mission?
But Mike doesn't listen and keeps dreaming aloud, until a tremor makes him wake up.
-Lis, keep it shaky!
Tany
-It wasn't her, there's an underground problem going on there.
Then they see something exploding in a volcano, but as they approach, turbulence begins and Lis tries to control the jet and get away from the volcano.
However, the jet door opens and Tany manages to hold on, but Mary and Mike are pulled out.
-Oh no, they both fell!
Meanwhile, Mike and Mary were falling towards the volcano lake.
-Even falling into the lake, we're going to crash!
Mike
-You're the brain here,you think of something and it seems like we only have 3 seconds to find a solution!
So Mary takes a piece of equipment that was the rubber duck.
-What does that help with?
Mary
-I don't know, but that's all we've got, it's worth a try!
Then she activates the rubber duck which turns into an inflatable duck boat.
-I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Mike
-Sharon was right, this duck really saved our lives.
Then the two see the jet passing by and Mary says.
-Let's get this duck ashore and check out the volcano.
Mike
-Yes, Captain!
Meanwhile on the jet.
-They made it, they are in the lake of the volcano.
Lis
-This is our spy family, the best.
So she lands the jet and they go out to investigate.
-So where are we going to look if we don't even know what we're looking for?
Lis
-I think we'll know when we find it.
Then Tany suddenly falls into a hole and Lis runs towards her.
-Is everything okay there?
Tany
-Who put this crater here?
Lis
-I think this is not a crater, I think it's a footprint, but what would be able to do such a thing?
And meanwhile, inside the volcano.
-I don't understand why we are going deeper into the volcano if we should be coming out.
Mary
-I just want to make sure there is no connection between the tremors and the volcano.
Then there is another tremor that opens the ground below Mary, who falls and ends up in a cave inside the volcano and then Mike slips and bumps into Mary.
-Are you okay, Mary?
Mary
-Physically or emotionally?
Then she sees some robot dinosaurs in the cave.
-Mike look at that!
So they are watching and see a woman carrying a box and some appliances on a table made of bamboo.
-Haven't you seen those devices somewhere?
Mary
-They are identical to the ones we saw in the museum.
Mike
-Look, this is very bizarre, what is this crazy, prehistoric wild woman doing here?
Mary
-Want my opinion? I think she's blowing up the caves.
And out of nowhere there's a dynamite explosion and the woman points a dynamite at Mary.
-Who are you? What do you want?
Mary
-We're here to investigate these explosions that are affecting the entire forest!
Cave woman
-Wait, meet you from the museum, you hurt my T-Rex!
Mary
-There are people who have dogs,cats,but a T-Rex is new
Mike
-And seriously, why are you talking like that? Do you really think we're going to believe you're a cave woman? You were eating Japanese food!
Cave woman
-Okay, let's say I wasn't born in a cave, but as a student of paleontology, I respect all prehistoric beings: Humans, dinosaurs or whatever and I tend to champion their cause.
Mary gets up and looks at a monitor that shows a map of a city with some places marked.
-And for that you're making them destroy modern cities?
Cave woman
-My dinosaurs will destroy all cities one by one! Starting with your city, the world will be prehistoric again! Dinosaurs scattered everywhere!
Mike
-Are you crazy? What kind of world will it be when my little brother is growing up?
Cave woman
-You will never know!
Then she shows the dynamite that was about to explode, but Lis arrives in time and launches the Tyrolean Yoyo in the direction of the dynamite and throws it away.
-Who are you?
Tany
-Wow, that's awesome, a cave woman.
Mike
-Tany, she's faking it.
Mary
-Punctual as always, that was close.
Lis
-No problem little sister, let's arrest this girl so we can get home on time, we can't be late.
But at that moment the Cave Woman takes a device and she turns on the Dinosaurs-Robos.
-Aren't they beautiful?I already see dinosaurs being teachers,firefighters,maybe we even sent one to the moonGoodbye kids,looks like you're going to meet the same fate as the first dinosaurs!
Then, she activates the dynamite that explodes and opens a crack in the floor of the cave and causes the lava to flow and form a wave of lava.
-It's too high to jump and we can't go around.
Mike
-Did that crazy fake Cavewoman activate the real location?
Then Lis takes a piece of equipment that was one of the fusion gloves and puts it on.
-We're not going to stay here to find out, what's behind wall number 1?
Then she hits the wall, but that just makes lava spurt out of the wall.
-Oops
Mary
-That's great, if we don't get out of here soon, we're not going to have the same ending as Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Tany
-Good,genius, give me a glove like that.
Then Tany puts on the other glove, activates the Techno-eye and finds the right wall and punches it, creating the exit.
-Good, Tany, this is our way out, but how are we going to scale this?
Lis
-How did the guys in the movie manage to climb to the top of the volcano?
Mary
-They were using a dinosaur skull with the boat and...be careful!
Then a giant stone ball descends towards them, but Lis destroys it by punching it with the fusion glove.
-Quick people, we have to get out of this volcano soon!
Mike
-Let's go, the lava is at our feet, literally!
So they start running away from the lava and after climbing a wall and almost getting caught by the lava, the four manage to get out of the volcano and run to the jet.
-How are we going to guess what this cave woman's next step will be?
Mike
-Easy, she said she's starting in South Dale, so we better hurry and get her there.
Then they get a call from Sharon.
[-Agents, looks like we have a problem in our backyard.]
Tany
-We already know that Sharon and we are already going after the suspect.
Sharon
[-I'm actually talking about your dad, he's closing a deal as we speak and will be home soon.]
Mary
-You heard Lis, step on!
And Lis speeds up the jet and they go as fast as possible to South Dale.
-This is going to be weird, are we going to be able to beat the dinosaurs here?
Mike
-Let's hope so, or better yet, maybe they've decided to leave town behind.
And out of nowhere a dinosaur appears in front of them, but they manage to dodge it.
-Guess what, they entered the city through the sewer system.
Then more dinosaurs appear and Tany sees it on a jet monitor.
-Oh no, I see Mom and Dad coming home from work together.
So Lis accelerates the jet and goes towards one of the dinosaurs.
-Are you crazy?!
Then Lis activates the jet's invisible mode and hits the dinosaur, destroying it.
-Did you learn? Your enemy can't attack what he can't see, now let's go outside!
So she lands the jet in a parking lot and the four of them get out and are faced with five dinosaurs.
-Great, we still have five dinosaurs to defeat, any suggestions?
Cave woman
-Give up!
Mary
-I have a better idea: Get rid of your dinosaurs, you freak!
Cave woman
-Turn away?! We're just getting started, attack!
And the dinosaurs attack the four and in the middle of the fight, a Pterodactyl captures Tany and flies away with her.
-Put me down!
Cave woman
-Have a good flight.
Lis
-You take care of her and the other dinosaurs, let me go after Tany!
Then Lis activates the boots' thrusters and follows the Pterodactyl, meanwhile the dinosaurs walk around the city.
-Where do they go?
Mike
-To the same place our parents went, we have to stop them.
Mary
-And the cave woman?
Mike
-You keep an eye on her and I'll take care of the dinosaurs!
Mary
-Because I?
Mike
-Why...Just keep an eye out
So Mike activates the boots' thrusters and goes after the dinosaurs and meanwhile Lis follows the Pterodactyl and lands on his face.
-Guess who is.
The Pterodactyl loses control and crashes head-on into a tree.
-Thanks Lis, but next time choose a softer place to land.
Lis
-Why don't you thank me for being alive? Now come with me, I have a great plan to wipe out the other dinosaurs.
And meanwhile, Mike had found the robot T-Rex and the dinosaur shoots fire at him, but Mike dodges it.
-Dinosaurs that breathe fire, but that "originality" can only be the work of that paleontologist.
And the dinosaur is spitting fire at Mike who kept dodging,until he sees a fire truck, takes the hose and throws a jet of water into the dinosaur's mouth, which will try to spit fire again and nothing comes out.
-Guess you didn't want to take that cold water shower, maybe you like a quick hardening ball better, if you're tough on the fall.
Then he throws one of the balls at the dinosaur who becomes hardened like a statue and falls to the ground and the cave woman screams.
-No, my beloved creature!
And she goes to attack Mike,but Mary jumps in front of her,so the cave woman starts attacking Mary and Mary manages to defeat her without much effort.
-Cool, that one was easy!
And meanwhile, Lis and Tany were running away from another dinosaur,until they escape hiding in an alley and the dinosaur goes straight by, then they sigh in relief and then Lis and Tany go to the ice cream shop.
-Hey, this is the ice cream shop, what's your plan? Offer an ice cream and stay cool?
Then Lis appears holding a cylinder.
-They use these tubes to make their new Super-Frozen milkshakes, if it nearly froze my brain then I guess it's at least worth a try.
At that moment a dinosaur appears behind Tany, so Lis freezes the dinosaur that turns into an ice statue and breaks.
-Wow, that's really Super-Frozen!
Tany
-I hate this, I want to freeze a little now!
Lis
-Handle!
Then Lis throws the cylinder and Tany kicks the cylinder towards the dinosaur, which bites the cylinder and is frozen and broken.
-Cool, maybe this could be a new flavor: Dino-ice cream.
Then they hear their father's voice and hide so as not to be seen, when their parents pass by, the two sigh in relief.
-Hey Lis, we're finally dinosaur free.
Lis just smiles and responds by giving a thumbs up, so Tany communicates with Mary
-Did you also finish your mission there?
Mary talks while Mike ties up the cavewoman.
-Can we say yes
Then Sharon appears by helicopter.
-You better run, according to the satellite, your parents are already coming home.
Mary talks to Tany over the communicator.
-See you at home in 1 minute.
And the four of them go home as quickly as possible,Lis and Tany run away while Mary and Mike take a ride with Sharon and arrive home, take off their uniforms and go to the living room seconds before their parents enter the house.
-Children we have wonderful news, we are expecting a very special delivery.
Carrie
-In fact, we are waiting for it right now.
Lis, Mary and Tany react with disinterest, while Mike is surprised.
-What do you mean:Right now? This is amazing! So you have to go to the hospital right now!
Kyle
-Hospital? Why do we have to go there? The delivery will arrive here at home, we thought it was much better that way.
Lis
-Wow, it's late, right? I have to practice my basketball shots.
Tany
-Yeah and I'm going to take a shower.
Mary
-And I have homework.
Mike
-But dad, this is wrong! You have to go to the hospital so they can monitor the baby to make sure everything is ok!
Kyle and Carrie are confused.
-Baby?
Then after a while, they show what the real surprise was.
-This is the special delivery.
Mike
-A van, so does that mean you don't have a little brother?
Lis
-And no diapers?
Mary
-We're not even babysitting?
Tany
-And I'm still the youngest?
Carrie
-No, no, no and yes!
Kyle
-We think the van will be great for our trips, it will bring us closer together.
So the girls celebrate, but Mike is downhearted.
-This is so unfair, I can't believe I'm still the only boy.
Lis talks while ruffling Mike's hair.
-Look on the bright side, you're still our favorite brother.
YOU ARE READING
What if... (text version)
FanfictionWhat if there is an alternate universe where everyone is the opposite gender to the original? It would be crazy wouldn't it? This AU takes place in an alternate universe where all characters from Amazing Spies are the opposite gender to the origi...
