What if... (text version)

Operation: Wheels of thunder

~Skate Park, South Dale~
Tany
-Look at the trick I'm going to do to win gold in the skate tournament, I call it Tany Angry
      So Tany does the trick which is an inward heelflip and celebrates
-I know, I'm awesome
Lis
-Nice try, but when the judges see Li-vitation, they'll want to give me the gold, silver and bronze medal.
   And she shows her maneuver too, which is a Benihana grab and then Mary speaks.
-Okay, a Benihana Grab and an inward heelflip are really cool, but now watch and learn with the mistress and if you want you can copy later.
   Then she shows her maneuver which is a tail grab in the air and then Lis speaks.
-Better luck next time.
Tany
-Good try
Mary
-You call that a maneuver?
Mike
-Oh girls, can you go talk somewhere else? I'm trying to meditate.
Lis
-And the audience goes wild with Mike's amazing maneuver of sitting around like a confused chicken for 2 hours
Tany
-A maneuver never seen before, it's really extraordinary!
Mike
-It turns out that meditation is an activity that requires a lot of physical and mental effort.
Mary
-In other words: It's the perfect activity for boys who don't know how to Skateboard.
Mike
-Wait, are you saying that I don't know how to skate just because I'm a boy?
Mary
-I did not say that
Tany
-Yeah and we mean YOU shouldn't even try because Skate is not really your strong point.
  And Tany, Lis and Mary do a High-Five, so Mike goes to them.
-Oh yeah? I'll prove you wrong, Mary lends me...
Mary
-You will not use the Bestial Wolf as a guinea pig.
Mike
-Lis lends me her stuff.
    So Lis gives her protective equipment and her Skateboard to Mike who tries to walk, but he falls, the girls start laughing and Mike gets up and tries again, but he falls again and again and again.
Lis
-Yeah, we learned that you're even worse than we thought
Tany
-That yoga mat looks pretty safe right now.
Mike
-Stop laughing, because I'm going to participate in the tournament and beat you!
   Then they feel a tremor
-What's going on? Did Mike's lack of skill break the skate park?
   And out of nowhere the four are pulled by Wooph and when they arrive at the office.
-Hello spies, hope I didn't interrupt.
Tany
-No, just Mike who was putting on a Skateboarding comedy show
Sharon
-The show will have to wait because there are little things going on in Dubai, we are getting reports of several tremors and unexplained dust storms.
Lis
-This is really boring, won't you make missions more fun for us, Sharon?
Sharon
-Sorry but the fun missions are for my other spies
    Then Mary gets a call from Kyle and answers it.
-Hi Dad
    So Sharon passes the call to the monitor.
[-Mary, I need you to stop by the market for me on your way home.]
Mary
-But dad, I don't have time for this
Kyle
[-But you'd better make time if you want dinner tonight.]
   Then Sharon activates a robot that bags the things Kyle was talking about.
[-I need you to buy milk, eggs, tofu, parsley and apple juice, did you write everything down?]
Mary
-Of course dad, you can leave it to me
    Then she ends the call and Tany says
-Wow Sharon, does this thing do homework too?
Sharon
-Unfortunately for you, she doesn't, but she can do other things like distribute equipment and today you have their Super Sticky Puffy that sticks to almost everything,the Instant Breeze Sunglasses equipped with incredibly powerful mini-fans and the Anti-Trouble Barrier Bubble.Now Wooph's jet is already waiting
   So after putting on their spy uniforms, the four go to Wooph's jet and go to Dubai, where due to the Time Zone it was already 9:19 pm.
-I don't know what Sharon was talking about, things seem pretty quiet here.
   Lis yawns sleepily
-You mean really boring, well I told you this mission was going to be more boring than watching paint dry.
   Meanwhile, Mike is reading a skate magazine and sees an ad.
-The best Skate 3000, it guarantees to help you learn faster, that's all I need to win the Skate tournament.
    So he secretly orders Skate, meanwhile an explosion takes place.
-What is all this smoke? Is someone having a barbecue downstairs?
     So Lis and Mary try to dodge it, but there's another explosion that ends up hitting the jet and the shopping bag rolls.
-Oh no, the shopping! Dad will go crazy!
Lis
-If these eggs fall out of the jet with us, we'll turn into human omelets.
    So Lis and Mary try to stabilize the jet, but the engine stops working.
-If the engines don't restart, we're going to be pancakes.
Lis
-I don't feel like becoming any kind of breakfast! Mike and Tany, you two jump.
Mike
-But what about you two?
Lis
-We're going to try to land if we can see anything.
   Then Mike and Tany get out of the jet and activate the boots' thrusters.
-See you on the floor, sisters
     Meanwhile, Lis and Mary were trying to command the jet to try to land.
-We don't have much time, we're losing altitude!
Mary
-See the top of that building? It's small, but it's worth a try.
    So they go towards the building to try to stop the jet on top of it and even shoot hooks from the jet to help and manage to stop it in time.
-After that, I'd rather just hit the jet.
    Then they feel a tremor and see that the building was collapsing.
-It's not just me who has to learn to be quiet!
Lis
-The building may even fall, but we won't!
    Then the two quickly get out of the jet and activate the boots' thrusters to get out of the building before it completely collapses.
-I hope Sharon has insurance on that jet.
Lis
-If she keeps sending us out on missions like this we're going to need spy insurance, now let's go.
     So the two go to the place where the building fell to look for clues and Lis communicates with Mike
-Team 2, can you hear me?
Mike
[-Girls, I'm so glad you're alive, I didn't think I'd hear from you again.]
Lis
-I'm happy too, but so what did you find there?
Mike
[-Lots of soot and what's left of some buildings and we also found some metal balls.]
Lis
-That's strange, we're also seeing what's left of the building, but we didn't find anything.
Mary
-Speak for yourself, because I found these marks on the ground.
     Lis approaches Mary and sees the marks.
-It doesn't deserve the award for best track of the year, but it's worth taking some pictures.
Mary
-Okay, I'll send it to Wooph and now who's going to send word to Sharon to give us a ride home, huh Lis?
    Lis snorts, but makes a call to Sharon.
-Ah, Sharon...we need some help.
~Clark House, South Dale~
Mike
-Hi, is anyone home?
    No one answers and the four enter the house.
-Great, Dad isn't home yet.
Mary
-I hope there is time to go to the market and replace what was lost in the jet, in fact it was practically everything.
Lis
-Good luck getting there and back without Bestial Wolf
Tany
-Too bad we didn't have time to get our skateboards.
Lis
-I'll bet you fifty bucks it was stolen.
Tany
-Bet accepted
Lis
-And we better fix this house before Daddy gets mad
Kyle
-Don't tell me you haven't finished your chores and Marilyn Marcy Clark, what happened to the shopping?
Mary
-Did the plane I was on experience turbulence?
Kyle
-Very funny Marilyn, you need to behave like a responsible teenager,you all need to, tidy up your rooms and the girls change clothes while I try to make dinner with what's left over from shopping, hurry up.
    So they go to their rooms while Lis talks.
-All I needed after this mission was to tidy up my room.
Mike
-Welcome to the life of a young spy.
    Then Mike enters the room and sees a box on his bed.
-But what? The best Skate 3000?Wow how fast it was, if it were Brazil it would take 2 months if there wasn't a strike.Anyway, this is what will show the girls that they are wrong.
   So he tests Skate by walking around the room,but suddenly Skate rebels and leaves with Mike through the window while he screams for help, so Lis, Mary and Tany run to his room.
-Did you hear Mike screaming too?
Tany
-It was a scream yes, but where is he? What happened?
    Lisa goes to the window
-I don't know, but I bet he left the house around here.
    Then they hear Kyle's voice approaching.
-No, it's Daddy, we have to do something.
    So the three gather a bunch of Mike's clothes by the bedroom door.
-Girls, what are you doing?
Tany
-It's just that we had so much dirty laundry that we decided to put it all together to save more water and soap.
Kyle
-And where is your brother?
Lis
-He went to buy more laundry soap, because as you can see, there are a lot of dirty clothes here.
Kyle
-Very well thought out girls. Now I have to leave and don't forget to do your homework.
    Then he walks off and Mary talks.
-I can't believe he believed that
Lis
-He won't believe us forever, let's look for clues to find out what happened to Mike.
    Then the three begin to investigate the room looking for clues.
-I'm just seeing boy things
   Then Mary sees the box on Mike's bed.
-Wait a minute, what is this?
Lis
-I don't know, but I would throw it in the trash.
Mary
-It seems to be a delivery and apparently it arrived today, but what was in there?
Lis
-I don't know, but finding the source of this could help us find Mike.
Mary
-We better see this on Wooph.
    So Mary takes her MPCom to ask Sharon to pull them over to Wooph, but she can't and says irritably
-I love these gloves, but those claws annoy me!
Tany
-Leave it to me, Mary
    So she takes Mary's MPCom and contacts Sharon.
-Sharon, we have an emergency, we need a quick Wooped.
    Then they are pulled into the Wooph, but Mike's clothes accidentally go together and Sharon talks by holding her nose.
-But what is that smell?
Tany
-It's Mike's dirty clothes, they hitchhiked with us.
Mary
-And pubescent boy hormones suck.
Sharon
-I better get this sorted out.
    Then a mechanical claw picks up the clothes and takes them out of the room.
-If I'd known it did laundry, I would have brought mine too.
Lis
-Enough about clothes, we have a big problem, Mike is missing.
Sharon
-How strange, does this have anything to do with your last mission? And by the way, the lab results just came in.
Mary
-Have they arrived? Then speak soon.
Sharon
-It looks like these spheres are made for Skate rolling, despite being made in a sophisticated way.
Lis
-Wow
Tany
-Serious?
Mary
-How cool, but weird, what does this have to do with dust storms and collapsing buildings?
Sharon
-And there's more, the marks on the asphalt match the size of Skateboard wheels.
   So Lis takes a part of the box they found to a Scanner.
-Look what was in that box.
Mary
-A Skateboard? Are you also seeing a pattern here?
    And Tany starts scanning the other part of the box.
-I couldn't find the return address, but I did find a fingerprint on the box, maybe we can track the delivery guy.
    Then it shows on the monitor in the office the entire journey of the delivery person.
-It looks like the delivery is from the area, and it looks like it's coming from the warehouse area on the dangerous side of town.
Sharon
-So that's the destination of this mission, great job spies. Now go.
    And the three of them leave the office and Tany tells Sharon.
-Mike likes an extra dose of fabric softener in his socks.
   Sharon says irritably.
-Don't try your luck, girl!
     And after a while, Lis, Mary and Tany arrive in the warehouse area.
-We arrived and it seems that there is no security, but we still gotta jump that fence
Tany
-No problem, just do it.
    Then Tany manages to jump over the fence easily and Lis and Mary are surprised.
-Look, for a girl who barely uses her brain, sometimes she has good ideas.
   So Mary and Lis do the same and then the three enter the warehouse with their Techno-Eye on.
-Did you find Mike?
Tany
-We think he's coming.
Lis
-Is it just me or is he coming a little... too fast!
    So Mike goes towards them with the Skate at an absurd speed, Lis and Tany manage to dodge it.
-Mary, watch out!
    And Mary runs away while being followed by Mike
-What are you doing Mike?
Mike
-I have no control!
    But in the midst of the chase,the skateboard jumps through a skate ramp,it goes through another ramp and goes back towards Mary who this time manages to activate the boots' thrusters and dodge and who starts to be chased now are Lis and Tany.
-He's very close to us, Mike if you move away I'll give you my dessert for a week!
    Then Lis sees a Skate bowl track just ahead
-Forget him and follow me!
    So Lis and Tany lure Mike to the track and manage to "trap" him there.
-This will occupy him for a while.
Mike
-Thanks girls! At least I think so!
    Then out of nowhere Mike's Skate stops and the four of them hear a girl's voice.
-Enough kidding, this is a training zone not an amusement park.
Tany
-Look, it's Skateboarding champion Stella Falcon or so.
Mary
-Stella, you've been acting a little strange lately.
Stella
-Correction, I look great and I have good news, you three are eligible to join my Skater army.
Lis
-Army of skaters? But what does this army do?
Stella
-We evolve the world of Skateboarding by destroying everything we find in front of us.
    Mike speaks sarcastically.
-Like buildings and cities. That's evolution.
Stella
-Skateboarding has been banned from the streets of cities around the world, and now it's time to take it back to the streets.
Tany
-Did Sharon give us any equipment that has a straitjacket? Because this girl needs it.
   Mary whispers.
-But it's just Stella going to Brazil.
   And out of nowhere Stella's group of skaters appears and surrounds Lis, Mary and Tany.
-She wasn't kidding, she really has an army.
Stella
-Looks like you didn't appreciate my plans for the future of Skate, so we're going to have to leave you behind. Onward, Skater soldiers!
     Then the Skates are activated causing the tremors again and the warehouse starts to be destroyed.
-I can't believe another building is going to fall on my head!
     So the three hide in the bowl lane to protect themselves and when the building finishes collapsing Stella and her group are gone.
-When they say Stella rocks, they're not kidding.
Mary
-We have to go after her before she goes too far.
Lis
-But where did they go and how are we going to get there?
    So Mary takes her MPCom and calls Sharon.
-Sharon, we need your help.
Sharon
-Fix: Your town needs your help, it looks like it's being attacked by a gang of skaters.
Mary
-It's Stella's army, can you send us there?
Sharon
-I'll send a helicopter as soon as possible.
    And a few minutes after sending a helicopter to the three of them, Lis, Mary and Tany are dropped off at the city's Skate Park.
-Hey, our Skateboards are still here! You owe me 50 bucks, Lis.
Mary
-First:Bestial Wolf, I will never leave you again.And second: Who wrote this lazy script?
Lis
-I'll pay you later Tany, now we have work to do.
      So they take their Skateboards and go around town looking for Stella's army.
-We better split up to find the army before they destroy the city.
Lis and Tany
-Okay
      So they all go their separate ways and Tany has the misfortune to find them.
-Hey! Slow down everyone, we're all from the Skate tribe! Or not!
      Then they advance in the direction causing another tremor and opening the ground, with the impact Tany is thrown away and falls on top of a tree, then she communicates with Mary.
[-I found some Skaters and they are destroying the city]
     Lis and Mary were on top of a building looking at a sign of destruction in the distance.
-There are some here too.
Lis
-Let's teach these Skaters some skateboarding ethics now.
     So Mary pins her hair up in an improvised way.
-Let's go
    And then she and Lis jump off the building, using the boosters in the boots to lighten the landing and they see Skaters passing by and follow them using the booster in one of the boots to give it more speed and Stella notices them both.
-What? They managed to escape my warehouse? But they won't escape my army.
    And she programs the Skateboards to chase Lis and Mary
-Get 'em, boys and girls!
      On one side Mary is followed by two boys, but she escapes easily by jumping over some building debris and doing a bluntslide on the railing of a staircase.
-Wolf Girl and Bestial Wolf 1, evil army 0.
    But out of nowhere she sees the boys chasing her through the walls of the buildings.
-It's a joke, right?!
   And then the boys come down and chase her again,then she sees that further ahead there was a truck stopped in the middle of the street.
     Then she uses the boosters in her boots and jumps over the truck landing on the Bestial Wolf when she passes to the other side and the boys crash into the truck.
-I can defy gravity too
    Meanwhile, Lis was chased by a group of skateboarders from Stella's army and one of them shoots rockets in her direction,but she escapes and uses the Instant Breeze Sunglasses against them, creating a gust of wind that defeats them.
     And meanwhile,Tany was near a river in the park and was being chased by a Skater who was on the opposite side of the river, but activates inflatable wheels on the skateboard and starts to approach Tany.
-It deserves an equipment
    Then she throws the Super Sticky Puffy into the river which covers a small section and traps the skater.
-This Super Sticky Puppy lives up to its name.
    Then she takes a piece of the Puffy and eats it.
-And it tastes good
    Then Mike talks to the three of them through the communicator.
[-Girls, I'm with Stella and it looks like she's going to our house, you better go there.]
Tany
-Did you hear?
Lis
[-We listened.]
Mary
[-And we're going there]
    Meanwhile, Stella and her group arrive at the Clark house.
-Why are we stopping by my house? This can't be good
Stella
-What a cute little house, when we've reduced it to dust, we're going to build a ramp. It's the perfect spot.
Mike
-Stella, isn't it better to go make skate parks in courtyards that are unused?
Stella
-This is what society wants us to do, drag us down a dark alley, but not from now on.
    Then Lis, Mary and Tany arrive
-You again? I thought I got rid of you once and for all!
Tany
-Not a chance, Stella. You think you can force people to skate?
Mary
-Yeah, wherever people are skating against their will, we'll be there to put a stop to it.
Stella
-That's what we're going to see. Pursue and destroy!
    Then the Skaters head towards three, except for Mike who holds on to a road sign, so Lis grabs a piece of equipment.
-It's time to use the Anti-Trouble Barrier Bubble.
    Then she activates the equipment and throws it at the skaters, creating a giant metal sphere that hits the Skaters,defeating them and hits Stella who loses control and is thrown into some buildings, but soon manages to control the skateboard again and begins to destroy some buildings.
-Her skateboard is way better than ours, she's going to tear us apart.
   Tany talks while configuring some skateboards she got from Stella's Army Skateboarders.
-Does she really go? That should settle it, now Stella can't control those skateboards anymore.
    So after taking the skateboards, Lis and Mary go after Stella who notices the two
-Do you really think you can outrun the mistress of masters?
    Then she activates a flamethrower from the skateboard to hit Lis and Mary,but the two dodge and Mary ends up activating an ice launcher from the skateboard that freezes the track and makes Stella lose control and fall off the Skateboard and Lis talks to Mary.
-Well done, Wolf Girl.
    And meanwhile, Mike can't stand holding on to the road sign anymore and lets go, heading towards Tany who can't dodge and is hit by Mike and keeps holding on to him
-Sorry
Tany
-I was already expecting that.
    Then Tany starts messing with Mike's Skateboard.
-What are you doing?
Tany
-I'm modifying your Skate so you can control it better.
    When she finishes setting up the Skate, she lets go of Mike who falls off the Skate.
-It would be so much better if I wasn't in control.
Tany
-It seems, come!
     And meanwhile, Mary and Lis were going to approach Stella, until she gets up and runs to her Skateboard.
-I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to send you far away.
    Then Skate creates two propellers that launch a gust of wind at Lis and Mary that hit Tany and m are thrown away.
-Radical, now I'm going to destroy your little house once and for all.
     So she goes towards the Clark house and sees Mike trying to paddle the Skateboard and Stella speaks mockingly.
-What do you think you're going to do?
    Then Mike activates a Skate laser and Stella dodges making a jump with the Skate that would hit Mike, However, the laser that Mike had launched reflects on a pole, on a car and then Mike uses his Skateboard to redirect the laser on Stella's Skateboard, which breaks in two.
    And when it hits the ground, it creates a hole that pins Stella to the ground.
-Maybe break your Skateboard and make you look like an idiot.
Stella
-Let me out of here, come on? We partner with Skate.
Mike
-The only partners you'll have from now on are those in Wooph's prison.
~After some time, at the Clark house~
Mike
-Alright girls, I'm ready to beat you in the Skate tournament
    Then he goes to the living room and sees Lis, Mary and Tany "meditating".
-What are you doing sitting there? You three will be late to be defeated.
Tany
-After the last mission, this is my rhythm now
Lis
-Yeah, I'm even feeling in tune with the earth, in fact I'm never going to skate again.
Mary
-Can you be quiet now? I'm trying to meditate.
Mike
-What?! But that mission was all my training to show that I rock Skate as much as you do, now let's go.
Tany
-Okay, Mike. We already know you rock.
Mike
-That! I rock!
     Then he starts doing some maneuvers around the living room.
-This maneuver I call Mike's Turbulence! And this brother's swirl! The ramp is calling come on, girls!