What if... (text version)

Operation Spy-Sitter

~Clark House, South Dale~
     It was a normal morning and Lis, Mary, Mike and Tany go down to the kitchen.
-Hi dad, what's for breakfast?
   But they see Carrie in the kitchen.
-Hi Mom
Mike
-What a surprise you're cooking.
Carrie
-As our wedding anniversary approaches, your dad and I decided we needed a little more romance,so I'm making his favorite breakfast: spinach pie, blackberry fritters, tropical fruit salad, and stuffed turkey with all kinds of toppings.
Mary
-Wow, that's quite a lot. Even though it's six months until Thanksgiving and...
Kyle
-And my gift to your mom is that tonight we're going out to dinner.
Tany
-Really? And where are we going?
Kyle
-When I said 'we' I was only referring to your mother and I, you four are staying here.
    Lis is happy with the news.
-Really? That's great... I mean: That's great for you and you don't have to worry,Since I'm the big sister, I take care of everything around here.
Carrie
-That's a good offer Lis, but we're not going to leave you in charge, we're going to leave you four with a manny.
Lis
-What?!
Kyle
-His name is Ben and he will be here at five o'clock sharp, so don't be late.
     So after a while, Lis, Mary, Mike and Tany were walking around town while talking.
-Wow, I'm so excited, having a babysitter must be so much fun.
Tany
-Don't even tell me, that means we won't have to do the dishes after dinner.
Mike
-For me it will be really nice to have another boy in the house.
     Lis says irritably
-I'm already 13 years old, I don't need a nanny, I'm not a child anymore!
Mike
-Oh yeah? So tell our parents that because they won't even care
Mary
-And with that face you're making now, you look like you're 4 years old.
Sharon
-Speaking of babysitting, I've been sitting here for a long time waiting for you.
     The four look up and see a pigeon talking.
-Sharon, is that you?
Sharon-Pigeon
-Correct and now it's time to spy
     And out of nowhere the four are pulled by Wooph and when they arrive at the office, they see Sharon with a pigeon on her shoulder.
-Yeah, I always thought Sharon was a little crazy and that's confirmed.
Lis
-And what is our mission?
Sharon
-They're going to investigate the mysterious disappearance of two of our best agents.
Mary
-What do you mean by mysterious?
Sharon
-Mysterious because they disappeared without a trace, one hour they were on the mission and the next they disappeared.
      Then she shows a footage.
[-Sharon, this is Britt, I think I found something...]
    Then all of a sudden the footage shuts down.
-Unfortunately that transmission is all we have, he was investigating the disappearance of an agent named Deanna.
Mary
-Too bad we only got to see the reflection of the window Britt was looking at.
Sharon
-Correct, now let's go to your equipment, could Lis do the honors?
Lis
-Of course,boss
      Then she goes to the equipment.
-Today we have the Portable Paraglider, the Umbrella Shield, the Fast Portable Photo Camera and last but not least:The 7 seater Silent Super Sonic Surfboard.
     And out of nowhere the alert starts ringing.
-Oh my god, it looks like another agent, Becky, is in danger
Mike
-You can let us take care of that.
     Then after the four change into uniforms, Sharon speaks.
-Excellent, now you are going to Monaco.
    And sends the four to Wooph's boat and after a while, the four arrive on the coast of Monaco in the French Riviera.
-Guys, we're receiving an S.O.S signal from a yacht up ahead.
Lis
-I think we will have more chance against the villain if we approach in stealth mode.
     Tany talks joking
-Of course, baby girl.
    And Tany activates the Super Sonic Surfboard and Lis talks angrily.
-I'll pretend you didn't say that!
     So the four climb on the board and go to the Yacht, there they sneak in and are investigating the place.
-Did you find anything strange? In addition to our older sister still needing a babysitter.
     Lis says irritably
-Very funny Mary
     Then the four hear someone screaming and run towards the scream and see Becky being kidnapped by a masked villain.
-Stay still!
      Then the four try to attack the villain, but it was in vain,the villain easily defeated the four, threw them into the yacht's lifeboat and then released the boat into the sea and placed a bomb on the boat.
-Now you are the ones who will have to stay still, if you move the liquids will mix and explode,but of course if you don't move the wick will ignite the liquids anyway and goodbye little spies.
     Then the villain runs away taking Becky with her and Tany speaks terrified.
-It's gone now, if I don't survive, Mary can have my Hannah Montana collection.
Mary
-And if I don't survive you guys...burn my new Hannah Montana collection.
Lis
-We better think fast, because this fuse won't last long.
Mary
-So we're going to have to get out of here all together when I say 3.
      Then the four prepare to jump back on the Yacht.
-1...2...3!
      Then the four jump onto the yacht just in time for the bomb to go off.
-Thanks Wonder Girl.
Mary
-Thank me later Mike, now we have to catch a villain.
Tany
-Good idea, but now she's getting away with our surfboard.
Lis
-Yeah, but she left a clue, a weird rubbery substance. We better go to Wooph and analyze this real quick.
      Then the alarm on Mike's cell phone rings.
-Sorry sis, but we have to go back home and analyze quickly.
Tany
-Besides, Lis' babysitter will be arriving in a little while.
     Lis is irritated and suddenly a Wooph jet appears to take the four of them home, the four manage to get home just in time for the manny to arrive.
-Glad we managed to get there in time.
      So the four enter through the window of Mary and Tany's room, take off their uniforms and put on their normal clothes and then go to the stairs and see their parents attending the manny.
-Hi, my name is Ben and I'm very happy to be here.
Carrie
-We are also very happy, mainly because you were highly recommended.
Ben
-No need to worry after you leave, we are all going to have an unforgettable time.
Kyle
-So we better get going now, anything just give us a call, bye kids.
    Then Carrie and Kyle leave the house and Ben turns to Lis, Mary, Mike and Tany.
-So kids, first of all let's introduce ourselves, I'm Ben and you must be Mike, Lis, Tany and Marilyn, right?
Mary
-It's Mary!
Ben
-What?
Mary
-Nobody calls me Marilyn, it's Mary!
Ben
-I understand, but hey, who wants help with their homework?
Mary
-Do you know anything about computer science?
Ben
-I know only a little, I study it at university.
Mary
-No kidding, do you also enjoy technology?
Ben
-Of course I like it. Anyone else need help?
Mike
-I accept help if you speak French.
Ben
-I speak French, Spanish, German, Russian and just basic Chinese.
Mike
-Computers and other languages ​​too, it's too good to be true.
Tany
-I don't have homework, but I need to practice my soccer skills.
Ben
-Are you on a women's soccer team?
Tany
-No, but I want to join.
Ben
-Well, I'll have the pleasure of teaching you everything I know about football and it's a lot, since I'm the best on my university team.
    As Ben does some tricks with a soccer ball from behind the door, Lis groans.
-But I was going to teach her.
Mary
-Looks like someone is jealous.
Lis
-Be quiet Mary
Mary
-And can you tell me why you took my folder with some... of my secret projects?
Lis
-Just act naturally.
Ben
-And you Lis, do you need help with something?
Lis
-No, I have everything under control.
   Then she goes upstairs, but some papers fall out of the folder and Mary, Tany and Mike laugh.
-Of course, everything under control, Little sister.
    This only makes Lis more irritated, to the point of biting the folder to hide the scream of rage, after a while, it was already dark and it was time for dinner.
-Well, it's dinner time, what would you like to eat?
Mike
-Salad, please.
Tany
-A pizza with everything I'm entitled to.
Mary
-I'll have a hamburger.
Ben
-No problem, I can do anything.
    Mary talks while Ben cooks.
-So you're not only smart and athletic, but you're also a great cook.
Ben
-I think so.
Tany
-I can ask a question?
Ben
-Yes, Tany
Tany
-Are you real or are you like Vin Diesel in The Pacifier?
   Ben just chuckles and notices Lis in the kitchen doorway.
-And you, Lis, what would you like? I'm an expert at making bacon and egg faces.
Lis
-I'm old enough to make my own food and without a face.
   So she takes a plate of lasagna and puts it in the microwave, but seconds later, the lasagna explodes.
-Everything under control, Miss Know-It-All.
    And after dinner, Ben decides it would be good to show the four of them a movie and so they go to the living room after dinner.
-All right, it's movie time, shall we see? I brought: Freaky Friday, 17 Again and Big.
Tany
-I want to see everyone.
Mike
-That's right.
Mary
-Why do all three have similar themes?
Ben
-So in that case we better make a lot of popcorn, isn't it Lis?
Lis
-No way! I'm already too old to see a silly children's movie!
    Mike
-Oh yeah? So why did you spend all your allowance to buy the DVD version of Bluey?
    So Mike and Tany take the DVDs, Lis gets angry and takes the DVD from Mike and Tany's hand
-Give it to me!
    Then she leaves the living room and locks herself in her bedroom.
-What's wrong with liking children's cartoons and not making your own food? I'm a professional spy.
    Then she looks out the window.
-And I'll show you how grown up I am by getting out of here
     So she takes the Portable Paraglider, goes out the window and activates the equipment and flies across the city.
-With the Portable Paraglider no one will catch me, but what do I do now? Going to see a movie, visit a friend?
    But out of nowhere someone traps her in a giant red bubble and takes her away.
-Help!
    Meanwhile at the Clark house, Mike, Mary and Tany were sleeping in the living room and wake up with Mary's MPCom playing.
-Hello?
Sharon
-I'm sorry to call you so late, but I have important information:After analyzing the sample they sent me, I found that the substance is a kind of synthetic fur.
Mike
-And what does that mean?
Sharon
-It means that whoever it is,that person is using a disguise,so take care of each other,speaking of which I don't see your babysitter,where is he?
Tany
-We don't know, he put on a movie for us and disappeared after Lis locked herself in her room.
Mary
-Come on, we can't let anything bad happen to him.
    So they go looking for Ben, but they don't find him and Mary leaves Lis' room.
-Lis also disappeared.
Tany
-So it's better for us to look at AT.
Mary
-What?
Tany
-All together.
Ben
-That won't be necessary
Tany
-Ben, are you all right?
Ben
-Of course it's okay, silly.
Mike
-Ok, but what about Lis? Where is she?
Ben
-She left, but I'll take you to her as soon as I get more comfortable.
   Then he takes off his disguise, revealing himself to be the villain.
-Ben?
Mary
-I have many questions about the disguise, but no answers.
Tany
-I can't believe you tricked us.
Penny
-What can I say? That's what evil spies do.
Mike
-Evil spies? What do you mean by that?
Mary
-And where is our sister?!
Penny
-You will soon meet her again.
Mary
-But not as soon as you might think.
    Then she activates the Speedy Photo Camera and takes a picture of Penny and the flash temporarily blinds her.
-Hey, this is cheating!
Mary
-But that's what good spies do.
Tany
-And to think I was falling in love with him.
    So they run to Mike's room and hide in his closet.
-Mary, why are we hiding in the closet?
Mary
-Why was it the first place that came to my mind and... how strange, because it made me feel like I had already said that?
Tany
-But what do we do now?
Mary
-Finding out who we're dealing with, I'm glad I took a picture.
   So she takes the Speedy Photo Camera to see the photo and using Wooph's database, they find out who the villain is.
-Seriously, according to the database her name is Penny Russell and she was a Wooph agent, one of the best the agency ever had.
Tany
-This explains a lot.
Mary
-But what went wrong?
Mike
-It seems that when she wasn't promoted she rebelled and tried to destroy Wooph, she was in jail, but managed to escape.
Tany
-And now she's capturing spies to get revenge?
Mary
-I don't know, there's only one person who can answer that, Lis.
Mike
-Okay, let's call her now.
    So Mike takes the MPCom and calls Lis' MPCom, but she doesn't pick up.
-She is not answering.
Tany
-So let's send an S.O.S to Sharon.
Mary
-And if you want to find Lis and the others, we have to get Penny.
    Meanwhile Penny enters the room looking for the three, but does not find anyone, looks in the closet and nothing, so she goes looking for the house,but after Mary, Mike and Tany had put on their uniforms they had entered the ventilation shafts and saw Penny.
-Look at her.
Mike
-I think it's time I showed her the old Clark family ambush.
Mary
-Good idea, wait for my signal.
    So they wait for the right moment and climb out of the ceiling vent and pin Penny to the ground.
-And now, who caught who
    But Penny breaks free, knocking them aside.
-Do you think it would be that easy for you to defeat me? Besides being very smart, nice and charming, I'm also a spy-jitsu master.
Mary
-What?
     And she goes to attack them, but the three dodge and Penny ends up in the living room,then Mary launches the freezing disks to attack Penny, but she dodges and the disks come back to Mary like boomerangs,then Penny starts throwing things from the living room against the three, but the three dodge and do everything to break nothing and after that, Mike speaks exhausted.
-After the mission I'll need a vacation.
Tany
-When Ben said we were going to have an unforgettable time, he wasn't kidding.
Mary
-It's enough for me, it's time to end this once and for all!
    So Mary goes to fight Penny, but Penny dodged the attacks.
-For a prodigy girl, you have terrible aim.
     And Penny manages to defeat Mary with ease, but Tany runs towards Penny.
-But she has a soccer-playing sister to help out.
     And Tania goes to slide towards Penny to knock her down, but Penny just dodges and makes Tany accidentally hit a bookshelf and knock over a picture frame.
-Or maybe not.
Penny
-Now that's enough, it's time to show who's boss.
    So Penny gets the equipment that creates the bubbles she uses to trap the spies.
-Who goes first?
    Then she speaks while aiming at each one.
-Uni-Duni-De...Or better yet, I continue alphabetically: Lis... Marilyn...
   So at that moment she points to Mary and activates the equipment and a bubble comes out that would trap Mary,but at that moment jumps in front with the umbrella shield activated, which makes the bubble be repelled and return to Penny, trapping her.
-Good job, Mike.
Mary
-Now we have to find Lis and the others.
    Then they hear Sharon's voice.
-Then I suggest you fly with me.
    And out of nowhere the wind from the propellers of Sharon's blimp makes the curtains open.
-Sharon!
Sharon
-In flesh and bone.
Penny
-You may have got me, but you'll never find your friends and your little sister.
    Then she presses a button on a remote.
-Soon they'll go Pa-boom!
     And she laughs evilly as Mary, Mike and Tany get into Sharon's blimp and leave, but right after Penny is pulled by another Wooph blimp
    And meanwhile, Sharon was talking to the three.
-I came as soon as I received your message.
Mike
-Well, here's more information: The villain is a former Wooph agent, Penny Russell, who is behind the kidnappings.
Sharon
-Of course, she's capturing agents who were promoted in her place, how did I not notice this before?
Mary
-But thanks to Mike she is no longer a threat.
Tany
-But now how are we going to find Lis and the others in time? They could be anywhere.
Mary
-Hold on, can Sharon play the footage of Britt?
   Then Sharon shows the footage
[-Sharon, this is Britt, I think I found something...]
    Mary notices something in the footage.
-Pause, did you see that?
Mike
-I saw what? That stain?
Mary
-It's not a stain, it's an image reflected in the glass. If you move and zoom in on it, we can know what it is
Tany
-It's a neon sign and it looks like a hat.
     Then Mary looks in her MPCom.
-According to the database, it is located in the warehouse area of ​​the city.
Mike
-So that means Lis and the others are in the building across the street.
Tany
-So let's go there quickly.
Sharon
-We're on our way, agents.
    So after a while they arrive at the lair and Mary, Mike and Tany run inside and see Lis, Britt, Deanna and Becky trapped inside a bubble hanging from the ceiling,but underneath them were a bunch of bombs with their wicks lit.
-There's no way this can get any worse
Sharon
[-Not wanting to press, but the bomb fuses are almost gone]
Mike
-No need to state the obvious, but luckily there's a fire system here.
   Tany
-Now we just have to find the lever and turn it on.
Mary
-I found it! It's on the other side of the hall.
Tany
-Good thing we have boots with thrusters.
    Then Tany goes to activate the rockets in her boots, but Mike stops her.
-Wait a second
    Then Mike turns on his Techno-Eye and sees lasers through the ceiling.
-Our only option is to walk over the bombs.
Mary
-What?! I'm going to hit Lis when we save her.
    Then the three walk over the bombs carefully.
[-Very calm agents, this is like riding trolleys under water.]
Mary
-Logs don't explode, but put one foot in front of the other and think of Lis.
Mike
-The part where I want to save her or the part where I want to kill her for running away?!
Mary
-Kill her later, now we have to form a human ladder, from the biggest to the smallest.
Mike
-In that case, you can go up Mary.
    Then Mike leans against the wall with his hands and Mary climbs on Mike's shoulders, then Tany climbs on Mary's shoulders and tries to reach the lever.
-Come on Tany, time is running out.
    So after a lot of effort, Tany manages to reach the lever and turn on the fire system that puts out the fuses just in time.
    So Mary, Mike, Tany, Lis, Sharon and the other agents sigh in relief and after releasing Lis and the other agents, everyone comes out of hiding and Lis tells her sisters and brother.
-Thanks guys for saving me and I'm sorry for acting like a child.
Mike
-Child is little for what you did.
Mary
-He's right, running away from home was the most immature thing you could have done.
Lis
-Yeah I know, but it won't happen again.
Mary
-I think it's good, oh and I almost forgot.
    So Mary punches Lis in the shoulder and then Lis puts her hand where she was punched.
-Why did you do that?
Mary
-I warned
Lis
-You have a very strong punch for someone who hardly works out.
Mary
-I know
Tany
-I don't mean to be annoying, but our parents will be home soon.
Mike
-Oh yeah and besides not being there, the house is a mess.
 Lis
-Why?
Mary
-Long story
Sharon
-No stress, Aunt Sharon here will take care of everything.
~Clark House, a few minutes later~
-Check it out, Wooph's cleaning and repair robot.
Mary
-Awesome, I want to borrow it when Tany's side of the room gets messy
Tany
-I already said that I'm not messy, I'm artistic.
    Then they hear Kyle's voice.
-We're here, did you miss us?
    Sharon and the robot hide while Lis, Mary, Mike and Tany go to talk to their parents.
-More than you can imagine.
Carrie
-And where's Ben?
"Ben"
-I am here
     Then Sharon wearing Ben's disguise runs up to Kyle and Carrie.
-Did you have fun on the tour?
Carrie
-And a lot, that's why we decided to go out again next week
Kyle
-Will you be able to take care of the children?
    Then Lis, Mary, Mike and Tany notice that the disguise was coming undone and pull "Ben" out of the house leaving his parents confused and outside Sharon takes off the disguise.
-Everything in life has a limit.
  Mike
-But not in spy life.