💛💙My book of Joyness🟡🔵

I don't have any ideas yet so take some incorrect quotes

Yeah I'm just gonna give y'all these incorrect quotes because I don't have any ideas yet. Enjoy!

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Sadness: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- 

Joy: I wrote you a poem. 

Sadness, already crying: You did?

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Joy: Are you busy? 

Sadness: Yes. 

Joy: Cool, listen to this.

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Joy: Two brooooos! 

Sadness: Chillin' in a hot tub! 

Joy: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! 

Sadness: 

Joy: 

Sadness: *tearing up* 

Joy: Babe, c'mon... 

Sadness: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. 

Joy: Babe...

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Sadness: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. 

Joy: That's great, Sadness. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Sadness: Did it hurt when you fell- 

Joy: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt- 

Sadness: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. 

Joy: ... 

Sadness: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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*Joy and Sadness are in Paris.* 

Joy: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? 

Sadness: But... 

Joy: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... 

Sadness: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? 

Joy: Yeah. 

Sadness: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. 

Joy: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Sadness: Okay, alright.

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Sadness: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake. 

Joy: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear. 

Sadness: ... 

Sadness: You mean ring bearER, right? 

Joy: ...

Sadness: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. 

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Sadness: I'm very scary. 

Joy: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. 

Sadness: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.