Wait what Jeff NOOO! that's my only supply left!
Scarlett: dude calm your tits you can just get more.
My life is ruined!
Scarlett: *facepalms* no it's not EJ.
You don't understand my pain!
Scarlett: *sighs* here *gives a kidney to EJ* at least you have one left. We'll go get more later.
Thank you Scarlett! *hugs and wipes away tears*
Scarlett: *pats his back* there there let it out.
Jeff: what the fuck? *looks at EJ* he's never hugged anyone before! SCARLETT RUN HE'S GOING INSANE!
Scarlett: sure he is Jeff and if he does he's going after you because you stole his kidneys!
Jeff: you know what fuck it here! *throws kidneys at Scarlett* take it! I don't wanna wake up with one of my kindeys gone. *leaves the room*
Scarlett: here you go jack!
Thanks Scarlett! I'll be back I have some unfinished business to attend to. *gets scalpel and chases Jeff up the stairs* I'm gonna kill you!
Scarlett: *facepalms*
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Ask Eyeless Jack
FanfictionHey guys what's up! I made a new book where you get to ask Eyeless Jack questions and he'll answer them truthfully. Please comment your questions and he'll answer them! Thank you!
