EJ: I'm not really sorry for breaking down in the last question but I have a question for you @Sina-Lavender. Why the fuck do you want me to dress up like a night fury from how to train your dragon?
Scarlett: Jack, hey jack.......
EJ: what?
Scarlett: Jack....
EJ: what?!
Scarlett: just do it!
EJ: oh for the love of god no. Don't you start with that stupid Shia LaBeouf catchphrase.
Scarlett: JUST DO IT!
EJ: *strangles scarlett*
Scarlett: okay okay I-I'm s-orry.
EJ: *releases scarlett* *sighs* alright I'll wear the night fury costume. Hopefully I don't look unterrifying in this thing. *puts on costume*
Scarlett: I know I'm asking for death at the moment. But you look like shit.
EJ: OH THAT'S IT!
Scarlett: *starts running* shit shit shit shit!
EJ: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!
Scarlett: fu-
EJ: *tackles scarlett and kills*
(Cue the hello darkness my old friend.)
EJ: finally some fucking quiet. Well shit now it's too quiet. Nah I got Jeff and Ben at least. All I know is that slenderman is going to kick my ass.
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Ask Eyeless Jack
FanfictionHey guys what's up! I made a new book where you get to ask Eyeless Jack questions and he'll answer them truthfully. Please comment your questions and he'll answer them! Thank you!
