EJ: Jeff I agree with you. I FUCKING HATE ME X YOU!!! I don't understand how people like that crap.
Scarlett: *is reading EJ x Jeff fan fiction while eating pie with ice cream* aww that's adorable!
EJ: Scarlett what are you reading? You've been reading whatever it is for over two hours now!
Scarlett: *looks up at EJ* oh.....nothing *slowly hides the fan fiction behind my back*
EJ: no show me....NOW.
Scarlett: NERP!
Jeff: seriously wtf Scarlett *takes the fan fiction and reads it* are you fucking kidding me? Scarlett IM GONNA KILL YOU! *throws the fanfic at EJ and chases Scarlett with my knife*
Scarlett: IM SORRY! SLENDY TOLD ME TO READ IT! *throws the pie at Jeff's face and keeps running*
Jeff: AHHH THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD!
EJ: *reads the fanfic and is blushing the entire time* you psychotic people!
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Ask Eyeless Jack
FanfictionHey guys what's up! I made a new book where you get to ask Eyeless Jack questions and he'll answer them truthfully. Please comment your questions and he'll answer them! Thank you!