Scarlett- EJ someone wants you to make them a cake!
EJ- I don't make people cake. Not even if they are my siblings, I will never make them cake!
Scarlett- what's up your ass today?
Jeff- he's just mad because he hasn't eaten any kidneys for an entire week.
Scarlett- makes sense.
EJ- Scarlett I have a surprise for you.
Scarlett- what is it?
EJ- *grabs scalpel* come closer an you'll find out.
Jeff- *goes in front of Scarlett* over my dead body jackass!
Scarlett- OMG you guys are so stupid sometimes. EJ here. *gives him a kidney*
EJ- *takes kidney and runs to his room*
Jeff- you had a kidney the entire time?
Scarlett- yup!
Jeff- why didn't you give it to him earlier?
Scarlett- I was going to give it to him if he did the dare.
Jeff- oh I see.
Scarlett- of course you do, you have no eyelids.
Jeff- whatever.
Scarlett- plz comment more dares and/or questions! thanks bye guys!
Jeff- GO TO SLEEP!
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Ask Eyeless Jack
FanfictionHey guys what's up! I made a new book where you get to ask Eyeless Jack questions and he'll answer them truthfully. Please comment your questions and he'll answer them! Thank you!
