Komahina Oneshots/Headcanons

goddamm...

simp/horny hajime x aggressive vampire nagito
this is just hajime being down bad af 😃
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"What the fuck are you doing here?" Nagito had a deadly glare on his face, pinning Hajime to the tree. He was panting, but more out of fury than being out of breath. When he was met with silence, he grew angrier. "Answer my fucking question, you dumbass human. What the fuck are you doing in my forest?!"

Hajime was silently admiring Nagito, completely zoned out. You wouldn't have been able to tell outwardly, but Hajime was hot for this vampire. That he had just met. Goddamn... those eyes. His fangs look like they'd be... painful. In a good way. He mouth was slightly agape, not at all snapped back into reality by Nagito's incessant yelling. He pushed him further up the tree, his hands begging to be around this goddamn human's neck. "I will not hesitate to fucking obliterate you, so fucking answer me." This did bring Hajime back to Earth.

He screamed slightly, beginning to struggle. Nagito glared at him again, smirking slightly. "Damn... I love seeing you struggle." Hajime felt his cheeks flushing involuntarily and his chest tighten. Goddamn, why is he so hot?! Nagito snapped again, his tone and glower turning deadly. "I'm going to tell you one more time; answer my ducking question!"

"Huh? What question?" Hajime tilted his head, confused. Nagito growled, seeming to be even more frustrated by his stupidity.

"What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Doing. Here?!" There was an obvious tautness in his voice. His glowering red eyes seemed to turn a shade more scarlet, almost as crimson as blood.

"Okay! Geez. I was coming home from going out and thought the forest looked pretty. I just wanted to explore a bit!" But I did find something prettier, so that's gotta count, right?

"Wow, I didn't realize how stupid curiosity made you humans. You realize your life is in my hands right now, right?" There was something oddly sultry about the cadence in his voice, which just made Hajime more pulled towards him.

"I didn't even realize vampires existed... How have vampires managed to stay so hidden from humanity's eyes?" The alcohol in his system was definitely clouding his sense of danger and his need for adrenaline. Nagito cocked an eyebrow, tilting his head.

"Are you drunk?" The aggressive tone in his voice was still there, but he seemed more annoyed now than frustrated. Humans were definitely an arcane idea for him.

"Probably. I've been out for hours, so..."

"You stink of alcohol. It's disgusting."

"Why don't you let me go, then?" The alcohol was probably contributing to his confidence, but Hajime couldn't tell if that was a good thing or not.

"You..." He huffed, the angered aura fluttering off of him like a pack of wolves. "You don't strike me as one to be suicidal." The manic look in his eyes returned.

"You wouldn't kill me though. I can tell." The ghost of a smirk flickered over his features.

"But I'm awfully hungry. I haven't had human blood in months. I could do with a nice," He licked his lips, "appetizer." Hajime could feel his face redden. Since when was he into homicidal maniacs? Apparently, now he was, much to his dismay. He couldn't come up with any retort, so he just let his body go limp. Nagito seemed to grow a bit confused.

Hajime, sensing his confusion, laughed. "You said you were hungry. I'm here and I won't fight back." When Nagito did receive the point, Hajime just sighed. "What? I thought you'd be ecstatic about having a 'free meal.'" Nagito thought for a moment, the confusion dispersing into pure, unbridled excitement.
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ALRIGHT AND IM GONNA STOP IT THERE- i don't have the mental capacity to finish this because it's been rotting in my drafts for months