meanwhile in the 'THEmcgays' group chat
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Scarfs: omg... lyds.. never again.
ScreamQueen: don't even with me isaac im to hungover for ur shit..
Mom: god does anyone remember what happened? specifically how tf I ended on the roof
Sourwolf: what the hell? are you alright? are you hurt?
Mom: im fine derek..
DuMbass: I would also like to know wtf happened.. and how tf I eneded up squashed in the washing machine with Theo?
Beast: I would also like to know how TF DID U BOTH FIT IN THE WASHING MACHINE?!?!
ScreamQueen: shhhhh to louddd
Scarfs: was anyone sober?
HotGirl: I didnt rly drink
Mom: do u remember what happened last night?
HotGirl: sadly..
ScreamQueen: Well go on! what tf happeneddddd
HotGirl: well first stiles to answer ur question idek, I honestly look away for one second and ur gone
HotGirl: and uhm well liam and theo made a bet to see who could stay in the washing machine the longest and for some reason instead of taking turns you guys kinda squashed urselfs in with eachother.
Scarfs: y am I on the ping pong table naked?
HotGirl: u complained about how hot it was and took ur clothes off then passed out.
ScreamQueen: did anything exited and juicy happen?
HotGirl: what..?
ScreamQueen: GOSSIP SCOTT ANY DRAMA?!
HotGirl: oh uhh.. yeah
ScreamQueen: alr spill the beans I need to know everything.
HotGirl: I don't think u wanna know..
ScreamQueen: scott if u don't tell me rn I will huff and puff and scream ur house down.
HotGirl: alr alr finee, ok so basically stiles.. had a moment.. uh isaac just started to strip dance on the pingpong table, Theo made out with some random chick, Nolan and Brett made out the whole time
HotGirl: uhhh malia and kira left to do the guest room, Allison and Lydia u guys went swimming fully clothed, Mason and corey were tryna hook Liam up with some random guy. that's pretty much it
ScreamQueen: oh yeah that's not to bad actually..
HotGirl: yeah u weren't the one who had to witness it. im forever traumatised
DuMbass: oh yeahh! I remember now I did actually get that guys number to he was rly sweet
Beast: aye u go bestiee!!
Gayken: oh u got his number..?
DuMbass: yea but idk if ill text him or anything, he was sweet but not my type
Beast: girl ur type is hot assholes who use u
DuMbass: hey I didnt say it was a good type
Lizard#2: oh cmonnn u should totally give him a chance what have u got to lose?
DuMbass: my dignity
Gayken: lets be honest that's already long gone
DuMbass: dipshit
Gayken: midget
DuMbass: WERE THE SAME HEIGHT 😭
Gayken: actually im taller
DuMbass: by an INCHHHH
Gayken: still taller
DuMbass: 🤦♂️
ScreamQueen: wait.. what happened with stiles? I just realised what scott sent lol
Scarfs: OMFGG!!! AHAHAHA!!! I REMEMBERRRRR STILES U R FUCKEDDDD MY GUY!
Mom: isaac u better not or istg!!
HotGirl: I aint saying shit I just wanna let everyone know
Scarfs: OMFG OKAY SO BASICALLYYYY
Mom: Isaac!!!! 😭 DO NOT!
Sourwolf: what happened?
Mom: isaac wait! actually do not say a word im being so fucking serious rn.
Scarfs: oh shit.. okay yea nah nah I get it I wont say anything
Mom: oh thank fuck..
AnnoyingBitch: alr r we done with ur guys dumb shit and focus on me for a bit
AnnoyingBitch: scott how tf did I end up in dog shit with drawings all over my fac
Mom: oh yeah no its coming back to me I remember I pushed you in the dog shit and you passed out and I called liam over to laugh at you and he for some reason found a marker and just went ham with the drawings
Mom: I have a video of it if u wanna see, man its the funniest shit I have ever seen pun intended
AnnoyingBitch: Wtf?!?! LIAM?! y wold u do that to me? ur gf!
DuMbass: u aint my gf
Gayken: ur not his gf
AnnoyingBitch: stfu lab rat no one was talking to you dumb bitch
DuMbass: TF DID U JUST SAY?! I don't wanna EVER hear that coming out of ur nasty stanky ass goblin breath mouth EVERRRRR again go it?!
AnnoyingBitch: but babyy
Gayken: hes not your baby aint that right princess?
DuMbass: oh uh yea.. yea that's right
AnnoyingBitch: ugh whatever, ill win u back one day my boo boo bear
DuMbass: hey mas?
Beast: yea/
DuMbass: when the day comes that I go back to or have feelings for hayden again I want you to do me a favour
Beast: okayyy?
DuMbass: kill me
--AnnoyingBitch has gone offline--
Beast: BAHAHAHAHAHA WILL DO MAN WILL FUCKINGGG DOOOO
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Teen Wolf au
FanfictionThis is a Social Media Au with some of my favourite ships involved. I have been reading social media au and I am obsessed with it so I decided to write one myself. Enjoy its probably shit.
