Teen Wolf au

GROUP CHAT

@IHaveABat renamed the group chat from Gaypack to 'THE Mcgays'

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HotGirl: really stiles?

Mom- what? am I wrong??

Gayken- yes

Mom- stfu

HotGirl- well I don't think everyone in the pack is gay

Mom- WHO TF ISNT?!

Gayken- im not

Beast- is that a liar I see?

Gayken- you cant see me

Beast- shut up

Mom- wait no fr who is straight tho? I want everyone to tell me ur sexuality rn.

HotGirl- stiles I didn't mean- yk what nvm I think u should go first stiles

Mom- very well

Mom- im bi and now u scott

HotGirl- im bi as well

Mom- alr whos next

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Mom- alr no volunteers? that's fine ima just chose u at random then

Mom- BOOM Creeperwolf ur turn

Creeperwolf- eh nah

Mom- do it or ill kill u

Creeperwolf- im straight

Mom- ew actually?

Creeperwolf- is that straightphobia I see

Mom- maybe it is

Creeperwolf- gasp! I feel very offended

Mom- good. ALR Sourwolf ur turn

Sourwolf- are you just going to ask all the hales first? -_-

Mom- im going in order of families duh

Sourwolf- whatever, im also straight

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Mom-NOOOOOOOOO T^T

Beast- no way ur straight!

Lizard #2- is that lies im hearing?

HotGirl- there there stiles it will be okay

Mom- NO IT WONT SCOTT U DONT UNDERSTANDDDDDD Y R ALL THE HOT PEOPLE ALWAYS STR88888

Scarf- no just no I wont accept it derek u officially arnt str8 anymore

Mom- if only

Sourwolf- I don't know why everyone is so surprised

Creeperwolf- don't lie now nephew that's bad. I know for a fact you arnt straight because your crushing on a guy

Mom- theres hope??

Sourwolf- what are you going on about stiles? and I don't have a "crush" peter

Creeperwolf- now that's cap

Sourwolf- what does cap mean?

Mom- can someone please teach der bear over here online culture

Creeperwolf- ill try teach it to him later

Mom- thankkk u

Mom- anygays I think im over my heartbreak and now its Malia's turn

DEER- you guys already know im lesbian

Mom- good job malia now its ur gf's turn KIRAAAAAAAAA

Firefox- what?

Mom- whats ur sexuality