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between WAIFU (Lydia) and WIFEY (Allison)
WAIFU: hey bby do u wanna go shopping with me and the other girls
WIFEY: malia and kira right??
WAIFU: yep! were gonna go to the mall and slurge and get some lunch while were there
WAIFU: u wanna come?
WIFEY: ofc just one question
WAIFU: yea?
WIFEY: did u steal dereks black card again?
WAIFU: ...noo
WIFEY: bbyy u cant just take his card without asking
WAIFU: i mean i said to him "hey me and the girls are going shopping" he said "sure whatever"
WAIFU: obvi that meant "take my card idc"
WIFEY: oml what am i gonna do with u
WAIFU: were gonna meet up at 4:00 btw <33 love u bby
WIFEY: love u more i might be a bit late tho cause im still training with dad
WAIFU: all good see u when u get here
WIFEY: byee
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between LITTLE WOLF (Liam) ASTHMA BOY (Theo) BF 1 (Mason) and BF 2 (Corey)
BF 1: alr anyone else see the tension between brett and nolen? 👀
ASTHMA BOY: hello to u too mason
LITTLE WOLF: i see it 👀
BF 2: hard to miss
BF 1: u think we should set them up?
ASTHMA BOY: how do u even know their into eachother they might be str8
LITTLE WOLF: Brett is bi and Nolens gay also brett doesn't stop talking about nolen every. dam. day.
BF 2: yea nolen also has a lot to say about brett 😏
BF 1: its official
BF 1: operation 'Nett'
ASTHMA BOY: nett?? wtf is nett?
LITTLE WOLF: brett and nolens name combined dumbass
ASTHMA BOY: whatever duMbar
ASTHMA BOY: also i don't want any part to do in this it seems boring
LITTLE WOLF: duNbar! and we didn't ask u to join
ASTHMA BOY: alr im in
LITTLE WOLF: wow so u join just to annoy me
ASTHMA BOY: noo its seems very interesting
BF 1: alr wait ur turn were working on nett then well move onto thiam
BF 2: thiam! that's such a good ship name
LITTLE WOLF: thiam?
ASTHMA BOY: whos the dumbass now obv its me and ur name mixed together
LITTLE WOLF: shut up asthma boy
BF 1: focuss boys! operation 'nett' is a go!
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between ASSHOLE (derek) and STILES (stiles)
ASSHOLE: can u change my name
STILES: oh yea forgot bout that sure just gimme a sec
STILES HAS CHANGED ASSHOLE NAME TO DER BEAR
STILES: better?
DER BEAR: slight improvement, just change it to derek
STILES: ew no
DER BEAR: ew?
STILES: not ew just like having ur name as ur name is boring
STILES: u still need to change mine to a nickname
DER BEAR: no. I like just your name.
STILES: ayo?! a compliment from derek?!!
DER BEAR: not a compliment, your names still weird as all hell
DER BEAR: I mean who names their kid 'stiles'?? were your parents drunk when they named you?
STILES: ouchh and no stiles isn't my real name just something i like to be called
DER BEAR: whats your real name then?
STILES: eh its to long and hard to pronounce
DER BEAR: just tell me what it is
STILES: fineee but i warned u
STILES: ur not gonna like ittt
DER BEAR: just tell me
STILES: its 'mieczyslaw stilinski'
DER BEAR: that's better than stiles, does it mean anything?
STILES: yea ok so miecz means "sword" slaw is like "glory" or "famous"
DER BEAR: hm i like it
DER BEAR HAS CHANGED STILES NAME TO MIECZYSLAW
MIECZYSLAW: oh shit derek just gave me a nickname! u rly don't have to yk
DER BEAR: its not a nickname if its your actual name
MIECZYSLAW: ehh im still counting it
DER BEAR: 🙄
MIECZYSLAW: hey u learned emojis!
DER BEAR: yea peter wont leave me alone about it
DER BEAR: speaking of peter, he is coming over so i have to go now
MIECZYSLAW: alg ill ttyl have fun with ur uncle
DER BEAR: thank you i wont
DER BEAR: goodbye
MIECZYSLAW: cya
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Teen Wolf au
FanfictionThis is a Social Media Au with some of my favourite ships involved. I have been reading social media au and I am obsessed with it so I decided to write one myself. Enjoy its probably shit.
