[request] Mello as a dad HEADCANON

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request:

sheilabutterflyroyal

Personally, I dont ever think Mello would voluntarily be a dad. Kids are too much trouble and would ultimately hinder him from his life goals.

But let's just say by some miracle he either got pregnant or knocked someone up, and the pregnancy is not terminated. He'd probably make it his goal to give his child all that he's never had. Without further ado, heres some headcanons of Mello as a dad;

*He'd be very protective of them

*He'd accept them if they're LGBT

*Would make fun of his child if they end up a furry and probably cry about it from embarrassment in private.

*If his child shares his love for chocolate he'd frequently gift it to them as a reward and,, use it to bribe them or,, to apologize

*If they get bullied he'd personally hunt the bully down and intimidate the crap out of them

*Struggles with praise but tries

*Would spoil his child with gifts, and if he finds out there's something they've been wanting he'd stop at nothing to get it for them

*Would pick out all of his childs outfits but they'd be rad though

*Instant ramen noodles for dinner, hamburgers if you're lucky. you can always count on a chocolate desert though

*Would let his kid watch R rated movies, and probably watches horror films with them when they're 12

*Gets sad when his child is

*"no rules, just dont be stupid kid" type of parent

*Would trick his child into hanging out with him in their teens

*Would smoke weed with them after their 13th b-day

*Would force his child to join him to concerts

*If his child has friends over he'd unleash all of his dad jokes onto them and their friends will likely refer to them as the either "scary dad" or "cool dad"

*If his child were to get a partner he'd make them embarrassed with sex jokes and waaaay more dad jokes

*Would worry himself sick if you're out all night without letting him know beforehand

Thats it, these are my headcanons!!