Horrorshift... X reader

"Whats this? a hole?"

[Starting simulation]
[Using Sacrifice...]
[Entering> Y/n's multiversal hivemind]

1st Pov: Y/n

Ugh, what happened to my head? Who-who was that?

It happened before I could register it, two figures attacked me while I was going to the store. They shoved me in a truck, and proceeded to drive over large bumps to wherever this place is.

They pushed me out of the truck and into this enclosed area, it seems to be made of stone. "Ha, finally, didn't think it was this fun to capture a random mc. What about you, [Inserting player...papyrusnyeheheh ] pal? This feels like a great start to the story." The second asks to the first. The first mumbles something, but I cant hear it.

Then my blindfold gets forcefully ripped off, and I see where they took me. Somehow they drove inside a cave, the truck they used has ominous red splatters on the front. The two kidnappers stand before me, the first is taller, but the details seem to switch, until it shows a normal looking human, abiet with some...abnormalities.

The second is stranger, not bothering to hide their form it writhes under their human skin. They both seem to be wearing a green top and brown shorts, although theres small chsnges. The seconds Green eyes reflect binary, and stare gleefully at me, making me feel watched by more than just these two.

Second nods their head at an immaginary beat, pointing behind me, which i turn around to see what. A large hole, chipped and edged, lays before us.
"Jump." First slowly speaks, looking ready to end someones life. First looks at me and guestures a pushing motion, "Either jump yourself, or we push you in and drop a brick."

I step back, still looking at the-----
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The poor mc steps backwards, trying to stare us down while shaking in...his? Her? Whatever, Their little shoes. They notice the cracking of an edge peice under their foot and give us the middle finger before dropping.
My ally looked mad, but I put three fingers up. "They'll notice whats in their pocket in 3...

2..."

"A fucking Uno Reverse card!? Nooooo-!" the fleeting voice of dismay from the hole becomes faint as the sacrifice falls further down. "See? Easy. Also, hope you don't mind that it won't be the EXACT same as the little oneshot we both read but....Copyright rules the world and I'll try and stuff it between a lore sandwich." I say to my ally of the Wattverse, "All right, its time for you to get back to the relm of commentaries. Hope you had fun, this is bye for now."

[Shutting program down, updating word maximum...Max increased]

[Next: Chapter 1, The Ruined Species]

[...You are filled with Chocolate Determination...]