Horrorshift... X reader

Epicshift Dilema

"So, your telling me that you're too busy to encounter the heroes but I find you lazing around on the stairs?"
"Uh, sounds about right broski." The lazy bum in question, Chara, is laying on the staircase.
"And you dont think its important enough to get up and grab food, yet you use more energy by levitating them to you?"
"Yeah bruh. Its a completly epic way of being lazy."

"Your insufferable, Chara."
"I know that already."
"Then why do you insist on it?"
"Because I can, bro."
Author sighs, and pinches the bridge of their non-existant nose. "Then how 'bout I bring in Freshshift instead?" They ask with a smug tone, Epicshift Chara gasps, "That idiot!? You'd rather bring the dumbass parasite then my epic self broski!?" She makes an offended face and crosses her arms.

[And now, a advertisment from our sponser.]

Core pops out of nowhere with a smile. "Hello readers! I'm here to tell you something. Have you ever wondered what living in the Underverse would be like? Well worry no longer, because my friends and I are making a world of Virtual Reality for the Underverse.
It only costs an arm and a leg, as well as your soul for extra stuff.
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[Back to the schedualed program]

"-and thats how I opened a portal into the real world and got myself a Chara."
"Wow, I'm glad I could hear that. So your saying if I'm lonely I just need to do that to get a Chara transported to me?"
"Exactly, and I cant repeat it so I hope Core wasn't doing the ad live again."
"Oh bro, that would be the most frustrating thing ever to just not hear our conversation."
"Yeah, so, did you decide on joining yet Chara?"
"Sure thing Broski, I just need to pack my stuff." Epicshift Frisk pops in, "Im stuff." Chara immediatly goes and thwacks Frisk in the face.

[Short 3/3 complete]

[Entering Phase 1 of Glitch-Event]