Clone Wars Humour

Rainy Day

Fives added Echo, Tup, Hardcase, Jesse and 8 others to chat

Fives: How about we play monopoly
Jesse: how about no
Fives: why not
Echo: Don't you remember what happened last time
Fives: oh yeah that was bad
Cody: What happened last time?
Dogma: Everyone ended up going to the medbay thanks to Tup
Obiwan: Tup sent you all to the medbay??
Tup: that's what you get for making me go bankrupt
Anakin: oookkkkaayyy we still haven't decided what we want to do yet
Ahsoka: How about we watch a show
Rex: That could be fun
Fives: what should we watch
Echo: Marvel
Kix: Which show
Dogma: Agents of Shield
Jesse: alright why not
Obiwan: I'll get us some snacks
Cody: I'll help
Ahsoka: I'll go set it up in the barracks
                   A few moments later
Obiwan: We've got snacks!!!!
Ahsoka: sweet just finished setting up is everyone here
Echo: Me, Fives, Tup, Hardcase, Dogma, Kix, Jesse, General Skywalker and Kenobi, Commander Tano and Cody and Captain Rex yep that's everyone
Rex: Alright let's get started season 1 episode 1
Fives: omg Echo our ships are cuddling
Ahsoka: I'm tired ok and Rex makes a good pillow
Echo: how do you know that
Ahsoka: because he's my pillow right know
Fives: .. fair point
Anakin: okay great can we watch the show know
Obiwan: is Anakin mad because Padmè isn't here
Anakin: yes
Padmè: can we just watch the show already
Ahsoka: Padmè when did you get here
Padmè: ever since Fives said you guys should play monopoly
Anakin: really wow ok can you come here now
Padmè: yes Ani oh and Captain Rex
Rex: ma'am
Padmè: I'm watching you. If you hurt Ahsoka I know where you live and where and when you go on missions do you understand
Everyone: 😳
Rex: yes Ma'am
Padmè: good btw I'm happy for you two and you Obiwan
Obiwan: for what?
Padmè: for getting together with Cody (btw Cody same threat to you as well)
Cody: yes ma'am
Obiwan: how did you know that me and Cody are together
Padmè: I'm married to Ani we talk
Hardcase: GENERAL SKYWALKER IS MARRIED TO SENATOR AMADALA DID ANY OF YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?
Kix: yes
Dogma: wtf no
Echo: pretty obvious
Fives: yeah
Jesse: no it wasn't
Tup: I also didn't know
Cody: I did
Rex: I covered for him for years
Ahsoka: helped with that
Obiwan: got the council to ignore it
Anakin: really thanks Obiwan
Padmè: yeah anyways can we watch the show know
Fives: yeah but we are going to have to start over I don't think anyone was paying attention

Everyone has left the chat

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I just had to add Padmè being protective to Ahsoka (and Obiwan)
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