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Italy: Hey Romano!
Romano: *sighs* What do you want?
Italy: Look what Japan, Germany and I did with our hair! Don't you like it?!
Romano: *looks* Dear God that's scarier than Purgatory.
Germany: Purgatory?
Romano: Well, purr is the sound a cat makes and gato is cat in Spanish. Pur-gatory.
Japan: Oh I get it! Haha.
Germany: You need professional help.
Romano: Suck a potato.
(Purgatory joke by @Maurieller)
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Hetalia Shorts
HumorThis is just really weird stuff that the Hetalia characters do because I'm a terrible writer and I'm crazy. Enjoy!