Wishing For More - Lord of the Flies (Jalph)

Monica's Interruption

NORMAL TIME:

"So you are gay?" It was a free period at school and Monica had slid into the seat next to him. Ralph glanced over, unconcerned,
"Yes. But I am sexually attracted to girls as well."
"You're bisexual?"
"Is that what they call it? Yeah. I suppose so." The blonde, who really was completely blonde again now, shrugged with a half-smile. "I can still be your GBF if that's what you came over to ask."
"Nahh, I have Jack for that," Monica, who seemed a lot nicer now she was a friend and not a potential enemy, winked, "But we can share."
"He's not my GBF, he's my, well... Actual BF."
"Technicalities." Monica laughed, pulling out a geography textbook from her pink bag and flicking through it until she found the right page, pretending to become completely engrossed in 'Extreme Environments'.
"You're just jealous," He replied with a chuckle, "That I'm with the cutest guy in the school and you're not."
"Oh no," She wagged a pink nail, "The cutest guy would be you - aaaalll the girls agree."
"Really? Me?"
"Yep! And you stating you are bisexual means one of them might have a chance with you! You still need a female date to prom, right?"
"Rules say that I have to be with a female or no date at all. But me and Jack are officially going together when we are in."
"Brilliant! My friend Pinkie needs a date so-"
"Her name's Pinkie?"
"Besides the point! She doesn't go to this school as she's homeschooled and won't have a prom, so I need you to take her and then she can have a proper school experience!"
"As long as you tell her that I'm taken - and by a boy."
"Of course! She won't make a move on you. Pinkie's a sweetheart."
"I was wrong about you Monica."
"Hmm?"
"I always thought you were more of a..."
"Bitch? Don't make a mistake. I am. But I have a soft spot for cute guys with American accents."
"And I fit into both those categories?"
"Definitely! I'm hoping you'll bring an older brother over to England. A straight boy with your genes? WHOO!" She wafted her hand in front of her face as if trying to cool herself down.
"I do have an older brother. But he's fucking my ex."
"Ooh! Drama!"
"Apparently he had been when I was dating her too."
"Ooh. Jerk."
"She refused to even kiss me and now I know why. I thought it was some religion but it was because she didn't want to be 'disloyal to my brother'. She was dating me longer!"
"Ouch! He got a twin?"
"Yeah." Ralph paused, "Me."
"You said he was older!"
"He is! By... Two hours."
"Woah. That's messed up."
"It just proves Heidi liked my face at one point."
"Ha!"
"Me being irresistibly cute and all," The blonde laughed out loud, his laugh quickly being broken off by someone's arms wrapping around his waist,
"I heard someone talking about your cuteness and I simply had to come over here and stake my territory." Jack's voice was obvious. Monica's face darkened slightly,
"I was having a serious conversation with him!"
"I can do serious."
"Right." Ralph interrupted their almost-banter.
"I can!"
"Riiiiiiight."
"I'm extremely serious in bed."
"Jack!"
"You guys have had sex?!" Monica squealed like a fangirl with a canon OTP.
"Nah. Ralphy here won't let me get that close to him."
"Jack!"
"Ralph! I'm just talking about our non-existent sex life."
"You're making out like we're not physically involved!"
"Are we?"
"Jack!"
"Okay, okay." The redhead raised his eyebrow, "Do tell me when we've had sex."
"I... You know I can't!"
"My point."
"So Ralph's still a virgin?" That was from Monica.
"Yes."
"Jack!"
"I plan on changing that soon enough."
"Jack!"
"I love it when you say my name."
"Jack!" Ralph groaned, exasperated, plugging his headphones into his ears and blocking the two out completely.
"Do you need my help to seduce him?" Monica asked, turning to Jack.
"I've got him seduced. He's just not ready to put out."
"Do you need my help?"
"To what?"
"Give him confidence?"
"How are you going to do that?"
"We'll take him to a gay bar!"
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