In Sickness and In Health | Wednesday Series Fanfiction

Boys' night out but its actually noon

"Ah-- you. . . Traitors" Denton said dramatically before he was dragged by the ear to his seat, courtesy of Ivana

"That's are you need lessons in being men, how to wow your partners!" Gomez said to the boys as he went to sit and eat lunch with everyone else.

They were all just eating in silence for a while, then Gomez spoke up. "Would it be alright for the other dads and me to spend time with the boys?" he asked.

"Well, I think it's a terrific idea," Morticia said. "I don't know about everyone else, but I wouldn't mind."

"As long as all the children get back to their dorms before midnight tomorrow-- I suppose I don't mind as well, " Larissa said, she thought since they're with their own parents they are currently not her responsibility.

"That's two yesses, no one disagrees, right?" Gomez smiled as the other husbands looked at their wives.

"Am I allowed to go?" Kenichi asked Hisa.

"Yes, you're a grown man, you don't need to ask that," Hisa said laughing in amusement.

"You can go too, but don't forget to be responsible for our son you're bringing with you," Ivana said as Denton was looking at her with a childish pout the whole time, as though begging her to say yes.

"Someone has to be responsible for all of them, so you're definitely going!" Tyche said to Drakon before he can even ask for her permission to go.

Vincent opened his mouth to speak, but before he could even say a word, Zara spoke, "You're going, no excuses."

"You should come along too!" Gomez told Murray leaving very little room for the timid man to argue.

Murray nods,

"That settles it, so all the boys have their little escapade," Hisa said.

"Lovely," Larissa said under her breath.

Only after a moment of silence, Morticia spoke, "Well, with the fathers bringing the young men on a rendezvous... Perhaps, we ladies have our own little adventure?" she smiled.

Gomez, in his usual self, kissed Morticia's arm.

"I did not miss that-- how are you still one hyperactive horny mess after nevermore Addams" vincent said

Kenichi grabbed Gomez's arm and Drakon took his other arm "alright let's go get to that boy's night you wanted to do" Kenichi said dragging Gomez along,

"nuOOO, my love " Gomez pouted as if he was in one of those forbidden love telenovelas, and he has viciously ripped away from Morticia's arms, well in his eyes that's exactly what happened

Morticia held his hand as long as they are able to "there are just too many things forcing us apart~" Morticia said. "Our friends..." [yes, they're technically doing their version Joel and Wednesday's scene in family values ]

"namely, Kenichi, Drakon still can't lift that much," Gomez said

"Excuse MEh!?" Drakon hissed offended

"Oui... But we shall meet again." Morticia said standing up directly in front of him.

"Cara Mia..." Gomez spoke softly as he looked into her eyes.

"Mon Cher," Morticia said as they both leaned in and kissed

in true tall queen fashion, Larissa picked up Morticia and put her over her shoulder "that's enough, love birds," She said "alright ladies let's go," she said the others, Tyche, Zara, and company following her.

Bianca was still shocked by the whole display, and so is Eugene.

"are they--" Bianca said turning to Yoko, Wednesday cut her off "Yes, yes they absolutely are always like this"