Before you ask, NO, this is not a vent. In fact, this is a joke (but it's also true. Don't underestimate me).
1. I WILL CHUG AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF KETCHUP. BY ITSELF. I WILL DO IT
NEVER LET ME NEAR YOUR KETCHUP
YOU WILL REGRET IT
(alright, alright, story time: I was once at a family gathering, and we were having dinner. I put ketchup on most things, especially chicken, macaroni and cheese, etc. So, of course, I ask—very quietly cause I'm an anti-social introvert—for the ketchup. Someone passes the ketchup to me, WHICH WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF THEIR WHOLE LIFE.
I take the ketchup, and I pour some onto my macaroni and cheese—which is what we were having for dinner. After I finish eating, because I had poured so much ketchup onto my food, the entire plate is still covered in ketchup. So, y'know what I do? YOU KNOW WHAT I DO? I TAKE THE FREAKING PLATE, RAISE IT UP TO MY MOUTH, AND FULL ON DRINK THE KETCHUP. I'M NOT KIDDING. I DID THAT. IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY + COUSINS AND DISTANT COUSINS. EVERYONE STARED AT ME. But like, that was MANY, MANY years ago. I WOULD DO THAT AGAIN IF I COULD. NO HESITATION.)
2. Not about me, but my best friend literally puts ketchup on top of ketchup chips—
:D
3. I USE THE SPOON HANDLE FOR EVERYTHING (example: IF I'M EATING YOGURT, I WILL USE THE SPOON HANDLE TO EAT)
Oh, and sometimes, if I feel like it, I'll use a straw to D R I N K the yogurt. *SLUUUUUURRRRRPPPP*
6. Not related to what I just talked about, BUT DON'T JUDGE ME. Oh, and don't underestimate me :)
ESPECIALLY WITH MAH FOOD
Yeah, that's pretty much it—
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