Note: Don t judge the book after its first chapter. It becomes more cool!
******:)**************:)*********
"Hi, detective!"
"Morning, Laura!"
"Rough night?"
"Yeah... I got a few problems" (flashback: her fucking with a guy)
"Me too..."(flashback: him fucking a girl)
"So what do we have here? Another body?"
"Yes. It appeares that our victim was a popular rich girl."
"Perfect target" nods Laura. "So what are we wating for? Let s go see her!"
"Our medical legist is missing."
"Hi everyone! Sory I'm late! I had a few problems back home" (flashback:him fucking a guy)
"Let s just go and finish with this"
The three of them entered the enormous house. In the kitchen, a blonde girl was liyng on the floor covered in blood. Next to her, a vampire was liking the blood of a little carpet.
Reader: Whaaaaat? Shit dude!
Answer:Welcome to Wierd City! The city where everything is posible! Surprises pop out at every corner. And still: police is trying to do some justice here! I mean... who do this people think they are? Trying to fite against supernatural fate! Stupidity has no limits! I don t even know why am i writing this stupid book.
Laura: Have you finished?
Writer: Ok... I ll just stop. Continue with your useless job.
Laura: Hey!
*Hits the writer.*
Writer: Owch!
Laura aproaches the vampire.
"Eww! What are you doing! Go find yourself another dead body!
"Oh. Ok. Bye." Vanishes in super speed.
"How did she died?" askes Laura.
Lucas pointed at a masive hamer stuck in her head and said with a sarcastic tone "That! Dua!"
"Oh. I hadn t noticed"
John, Laura s partener, looked at the victim wierd and misterious then said: "She died from a wound at her head!".
Lucas sighted. John pierced him with a look and continued: "Wich means she s not a vampire."
"Ok. So we ve eliminated that option." Said Laura.
"Clearly."
Lucas reached down and carefully took a pice of paper from her pocket.
"It s her ID. Jenifer Coolgirl. 21 years old."
"Nice. Well I think we ve seen enough. Let s head back to the station."
Laura turns and leaves the scene with super speed.
Oh! I forgot to mention she s a vampire? Sorry.
YOU ARE READING
Weird City
Fanfiction"She has a licensy at Hogwarts!" "Oh... let me guess. She s in class with Harry Poter." "Yes! How do you know this?" "Helo o o! We re in a parody book!" ...................... In a universe where every movie and serial is happening, a city named Wie...
