In the morning, the station was full of people. Laura entered the door and walked toards her desk. In her left, other cops improvised a ring and were makeing bets while two werewolfs were fiting.
On her right side, a girl was breathing harder while a guy was slowly kissing her neck. They started kissing faster and soon began to shag.
Laura remained still, horibly stareing at the pair making out.
"Leave them alone, bich!" said Lucas suddently appeareing in front of her.
"Whatever." said Laura and sat on her chair. "Where's John?"
"Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late." *flashback*....
Oh.... ya know what!
"So what's up?" Asked John.
"Some guys came to make confessions."
"K, than, let s hear them up!"
They entered the special glass room that every police department has. Next to a desk, Harry Potter was standing on a chair.
"Hello! I understand you want to confess something?"
"Not realy.... I wana know why on earth have you made a chapter about Hogwarts but didn't put me as the protagonist? Is realy Dumbledore more important than me? You desapointed the readers, beach!"
"Is not our problem that you were making out with that Wesley girl at the time we arrived. And as far as I'm concerd, the writer is the one you should blame. Now get him out!"
Harry started to shout while two gorrilas started carring him out of the room.
Sudently, a hooded guy entered the room and pointed an arrow at Laura. "You have failed this city!"
"No I didn't but I forgot to eat so..." and then she killed him. (Vampire power!)
"Next!" said Laura like nothing happened.
A tall handsome guy entered the room and sat down.
"Who are ya?" Asked Laura.
"I'm Harry."
"No, ya not! I just kiked him out."
"No. I'm Harry Styles."
*Oooooooooh!* (like in those stupid movies, ya know)
"Never heard of ya!" said Laura chewing gum.
"You should have. Becouse I'm your brother."
*Ooooooooh!*
Laura swallowed her gum and started to cough.
Harry waited for her to stop and said with his deep voice: "Why are you shoked? Many girls write fanfics about this."
"How do I know this isn't a joke made by a lunatic?"
"Well... Can't ya just bellive me?"
"...ok. I've allways wanted a brother anyway."
So she took his hand and they walked togeter towards the rainbow, unicorns running arrownd them.
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Weird City
Fanfiction"She has a licensy at Hogwarts!" "Oh... let me guess. She s in class with Harry Poter." "Yes! How do you know this?" "Helo o o! We re in a parody book!" ...................... In a universe where every movie and serial is happening, a city named Wie...
