At the Salvatore residence.
"Hello, Stephen. We re WCPD. We ve came to ask you some questions about Jenifer Coolgirl. Where did you to meet for the first time."
"She was my nani."
"What?"
"Damon hired me a babysiter because I allways wanted to drink blood and i became mad. She was
suposed to keep me safe."
"So she did her job well?"
"I guess so. But Elena was gelous so she dumped me so i kiked her out."
"Who do you kiked?"
"My babysitter."
"Oh. How old are you?"
"250 yers old. Why?"
"Nothing."
Damon enters the room naked.
"Hello, people!"
Laura smiles. "Hello gorgeous!"
"Hm... You know what this is?"
"What?" Sais Laura aproaching him smiling.
"Fate!" he sais. And then they have sex. With everyone stareing. You know... like crazy sex. With all those stufs. And... ok i ll just stop.
"Got ya! I m gona tell this to Elena! I m gona tell this to Elena! And she s gona come back to me!" Said Stephan singing and jumping from one foot to another just like a little kid.
"You re a bad brother, you know this?"
"Mwhahahaha!" Stephen leaves the scene in super speed.
"Damon, do you know what happened to Jenifer Coolgirl?" asked Lucas.
"We had sex and then she left me for that Jack Sparrow guy. Him and his Black Pearl." Said Damon grumpy.
Laura turns to leave. "Thank s for your time. And for the sex. And for your big fat..."
"Ok. I think that s enough. Let s just go." Interupted John.
"What? I was gona say pillow! The floor was too hard so he helped me by putting a pillow under me!"
"Let s just go find this Jack!"
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Weird City
Fanfiction"She has a licensy at Hogwarts!" "Oh... let me guess. She s in class with Harry Poter." "Yes! How do you know this?" "Helo o o! We re in a parody book!" ...................... In a universe where every movie and serial is happening, a city named Wie...
