My name is Barry Allen and I m the fastest man dead. When I was a child I was transformed in a vampire by something impossible: by the one and only Dracula. I don t need the particle accelerator to make me fast cause I allready have super speed. To the ordinary people I m a super shity guy because that s exactly what I am. One day I ll find why I m named The Smash and kill the writer who said it. Umm.. wrote it.
"Hi Barry!"
"Who are you people?"
"WCPD"
"Well that explains everything" *rolls his eyes*
"Did you had Jenny as your babysitter?"
Barry hides after a bearel and looks arrownd. "How did you find out?"
"Jack Sparrow."
* rolls his eyes * "That explains it"
"What? Why?"
"He s liyng." *rolls his eyes*
"Than how do you explain your acting?"
Stands up from the bearel. "What? This? Oh that was nothing." *rolls his eyes*
"Stop doing that!"
*rolls his eyes*
"Your eyes are gona drop"
*rolls his eyes which drop on the floor whith a splash sound*
"Told ya!"
"Noooo!" screams Barry! Than carefully takes them and puts them back in theyr place.
"Why do you need a babysitter?"
"I have personality ishues. Every eppisode i have another problem that i don t know how to handle so I needed her to tell me what to do."
"Do you know what happend to her?"
"No"
"She died."
"Oh."
"You re not scared?"
"Why would i be? I m the Smash! The one and only who..."
"Whatever. C'mon, guys. Thys one doesn t know a thing." said Laura.
"Let s just head back to the station and find more clues." agreed John.
"Don t go! I m so wasted. After a couple of days I m gona jump in a warmhole, watch my mother die, kill Harrison Wells and jump in a black hole that will distroy the Earth."
"Not our problem."
"You live on this planet! How can you not care?"
"I m sure the regisor of your movie will find a way of saving the Earth even if a black hole is involved."
"Oh..."
"Bye."
"Wait!" said Laura. "I hadn t had sex in this episode!"
So she took... Cisco cause is more cool than Barry and more brilliant. He even gave her a nickname: the sextective.
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